#autxmatism

[keeptogethcr-blog]

@autxmatism cont. 

        ❝So, what are you going to do? Stare daggers at me, ti-til               I die? Because unless you’re good at improvisation or have               something useful in your pockets, then let me lay this out for               you; I have about five items in my own pockets that could,               could half figuratively, half literally turn you to dust. Depends               on the item. —-❞

             “ I WOULDN’T say I’m an expert at improvising but I’m good enough to the point where I keep myself out of trouble. And how the hell would you know what I’ve got in my pocket; for all you know I might have a loaded gun. Add that with precise accurate aiming and I could get out of here alive. Even if I crawl away injured, I like my odds. Except they really don’t seem to be in my favor but whatever. ”

[irkborne]

    while it wouldn’t hold up for more than a few minutes he took shelter behind a metal panel protruding from the ground after the crash of the prison ship carrying him , and most likely tons of now other escaped convicts . luckily , he’d only been brought on board for briefing by the space police but if he had stayed any longer he might’ve had to face prosecution and do his time . whatever , or rather , whoever had damaged the fuel tanks did a tremendous job of crashing the ship . 

    unfortunately , having come from an empire of power , and well known throughout the underground parts of the galaxy to be quite the criminal , a few goons on his tail didn’t come as a surprise more so as an annoyance . precision being an absolute key ; never having had the time to recover the rest of his bullets as a result of hysteria . cussing under his breath the invader unloaded and hastily reloaded the bullets he had left into his rifle and braced himself for another round of gun fire penetrating the top of his cover .  shit !

    turning to scope out the area by peeking his head out at the other side he jumped at the sight of company instead , quickly reaching for his combat knife , but immediately clicking into his mind that the other is too hiding . nudging the idiot with his boot red waved him away .

            ❛ what the ? ---- get your own hiding spot , hobo - man . ❜

･ﾟ✧ ❛ @autxmatism .

[hiidcnthrcat-blog]

✗ ░ @autxmatism || liked for a starter

           ✗ ❝ RICK! Get your ASS in here! ❞

Finishing up his preparations, he had sat a controller down in Rick’s favorite spot. They hardly got along, and he was well aware of it. While most the time it wasn’t serious, there were some occasions that it seemed to get out of hand.

But he had a plan this time. 

As Rick walked in, Morty had already set up his favorite game. The one exception? 2 player this time.

            ✗ ❝ Rick you slow fuck. Hurry up or I’m not going to wait for you. ❞

[oculustrianguli-blog1]

@autxmatism ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ˡⁱᵏᵉ.

     Snap, snap. ❝You... We’ve met, right? Mick––? ❞

     ❝ No, wait. Rick! That’s it! Riiight, you’re the one who insulted my party. ❞

[mystcrypiincs-blog]

@autxmatism from the other ask X

‽ 「 ❝ You see this? This is why we are friends, Rick. Ya always seem t’ know exactly what t’ say to make my morally ambiguous actions seem like a good thing. ❞  」

[mystcrypiincs-blog]

@autxmatism​ from one of the asks X

‽ 「 TXT: Rick 」Yeah, cause how well has that worked out for me before? ‽ 「 TXT: Rick 」 I don’t know man, can’t you just come and ‽ 「 TXT: Rick 」 Do something?