I was tagged by iamnotlanuk
rule 1: always post the rules.
rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.
rule 3: tag 5 people and link them to the post.
rule 4: actually tell them you tagged them
What is your favorite show to have been on tv that had a title that was a question. EX: So you think you can dance?
Car 54, Where Are You? was good, as is Whose Line is It Anyway? (obvious)
If a broken clock is right twice a day, shouldn’t we let it be a cable news anchor? Because that’s like way better than average. Also how do you feel about watches, clocks, or are you a new-fangled pocketwatch type aka the cellphone.
Go to karaoke song?
"That's How I Beat Shaq" by Aaron Carter. Obviously.
What’s the last book you read? Was it featured heavily in the movie Pagemaster?
Just finished Where'd You Go, Bernadette? by Maria Semple. (What can I say? I was at the beach. Alice Munro can wait.) Really enjoyed it, though it took me a little while to get into it. It was probably not in Pagemaster.
Are you mad that the Charleston Heston isn’t a dance? Which celebrity deserves a dance named after them?
Well, now I am. And Bernie Mac-arena. (RIP.)
Favorite pokemon? What? You don’t have one? Get off my plane.
GRAVELER, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU.
What movie one liner do you like to use as much as possible?
"See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station." Also from A League of Their Own, and fun to scream at people who are already upset: "THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL."
What would The Eggo Movie be about?
Where the child actors from those commercials are now. It would be a very grim documentary.
What do you like about me the most?
Your devotion to the joke, at the expense of asking real questions.
What Disney movie (nonPixar) that doesn’t have a sequel would you like to see? What would the plot be about? Why doesn’t it have dragons?
The Great Mouse Detective!!! It would just be another interpretation of Sherlock Holmes, but with mice. There could be dragons.
Where haven’t you been that you’d like to go? Why doesn’t it have dragons?
I really really want to go to Croatia. From what I understand, they do have dragons.
1. What's your most embarrassing or off-putting celebrity crush?
2. Are there any supernatural creatures that you believe are real? Why do you believe in them? Are you crazy?
3. Pitch me a movie that would immediately get your money. Who is in it? What's it rated?
4. Are you an innie or an outie?
5. What time is it right now?
6. What's the best thing you can cook? Would I be impressed?
7. Who do you think is the most overrated celebrity? Why? What's your problem?
8. If you could live anywhere in the world and do anything there, where/what would it be?
9. Best movie that not enough people have seen?
10. What's your claim to fame?
11. What's the funniest joke you know?