Wanda: Oh Mr. Parker, I almost forgot.
Peter: Yeah? What's up?
Wanda: That suit...
Wanda: ...does nothing for your ass.
Peter: Huh?! What do you mean by that?!
Wanda: Oh relax. I think you look great, Pete. As far as I’m concerned, that's an Avenger's ass.
Later That Day
Peter: That is an Avenger's ass.
This might just be the stupidest thing I have ever made. Sorry it's so blurry.

















