Instagram with the avengers!
If the avengers had instagram, it would look a little like this...
Tony
- Posts daily as part of his morning routine,
-All the selfies of himself,
-Schematics for his new Iron Man suits,
-’Quotes from a sleep-deprived genius,’
-Rhodey buddy selfies,
-Shipping ‘Stony’ so Steve will see it,
-Liking supermodels’ pictures,
56.1m followers - follows 610 (all models of some kind, cars, robotics, women).
Steve
-Rare posts,
-Doesn’t understand hashtags so when he does use them they appear random and don’t really make sense,
-Pictures from where he travels to,
-Pictures of the Brooklyn Dodgers, he follows the entire team!
-Constantly worrying because he can’t reply to everyone who comments on his instagram posts,
-Occasionally posting some of his art online with the team’s encouragement,
-Selfies of Sam and Bucky whenever they steal his phone again,
-Pictures of history, particularly the war and the Howling Commandos so people don’t forget,
-21.4m followers - follows 432 mostly artists.
Bruce
-Pictures of his work which only make sense to a few,
-Long comments with Tony about their joint work before they remember to delete them and keep it a secret,
-Colour therapy art,
-Photo of him with Steven Hawking where Bruce is fan-girling a little too much,
-Science jokes,
-Movie marathon suggestions,
-Hulk memes,
-980K followers - follows 834.
Thor
-Thor still doesn’t understand what instagram is used for and therefore is unknowingly Pop Tart’s biggest free advertiser,
-Commenting on Pop Tart’s posts asking for more deliveries to be brought to Asgard because he’s run out again. Kellogg's are still attempting to figure out ways to deliver to Asgard,
-#ANOTHER,
-Posts of him and Jane Foster, complete with an epic caption detailing his love for her surpassing all the nine realms. This has both gained and lost him many followers,
-His failure to grasp the Loki fandom on instagram,
- A restraining order and social ban from contacting Tom Hiddleston who is NOT LOKI and regrets ever agreeing to play Thor’s brother in that Avengers movie,
-His most liked video is the time Clint Barton and Tony Stark stole his 1,000 year old Asgardian liquor and passed out in the Stark swimming pool,
-20.4 followers - follows 413.
Natasha
-Natasha only uses her Instagram to keep track of the boys.
-She only has one picture, posted by Tony Stark when hacking into her account, it’s a photo of Tony himself with the caption I FOUND YOU! Natasha reported it for harassment,
-14 followers -follows 10 (the Avengers, Coulson and Maria Hill).
Bucky
-Bucky has various secret accounts to help give Steve a boost on his artwork when he needs it,
-Prolific poster once his metal hand stops breaking the Stark phones Tony gives him. He’s on his eighth phone and has finally stopped accidentally deleting his accounts,
-Liking Steve’s art posts to give him some encouragement,
-Selfies of him and Steve, he purposely catches Steve when he’s looking confused at the camera,
-The secret documenter of the Avenger’s daily life,
-Will only snap ugly, surprise pictures of everyone,
-Selfies that leave out his metal arm, he doesn’t think people want to see the Winter Solider,
-Pictures of history, particularly the war and the Howling Commandos so people don’t forget,
-1.8m followers - follows 70 back across all accounts.
Clint
-Posts about his workout routines/training,
-Food posts,
-#JUSTDOIT, #STILLNEVERMISSED,
-Shirtless picture wars with Pietro,
-Making fake Natasha Romanoff accounts,
-Memes of the other avengers,
-Fighting the urge to post pictures of his family, especially his children,
-37.5 followers - follows 2,192.
Wanda
- Red Range Rover admiration posts, subtle hint to Tony as to what she might want for Christmas this year,
-Coffee posts, tips and tricks to make it just right,
-A rare photograph of her and Natasha Romanoff which she has refused to take down, no matter how many weapons the Black Widow shoves in her face,
-Cooking tutorials on how to make the best Sokovian dishes,
-Sokovian inside-jokes (Pietro copied them off her instagram),
-Progress videos on her training and mastery of her powers,
-Selfies with Pietro, especially early in the morning when he’s not ‘ready for the day’ and his hair isn’t perfect yet,
-3.2m followers - follows 6,783.
Pietro
-The snapchat poster, fan of filters and often snaps the Avengers with one embarrassing filter or another,
-His top liked photo is of Tony Stark with rainbows gushing from his mouth, it is both adorable and horrific,
-Shirtless picture wars with Clint,
-Selfies of himself and Wanda,
-Sokovian inside jokes (definitely his own),
-Sonic the Hedgehog comparisons, Pietro IS faster!
-Posts of him doing adrenaline filled activities (driving Tony’s race car, bungee-jumping etc)
-#KEEPUPOLDMAN on Clint’s workout posts,
-4.0m followers - follows 10,302 back.
Sam Wilson
-Selfies of Steve, himself and Bucky titled ‘The Three Amigos,’
-Shipping ‘Stucky’ to watch Steve babble about how he’s straight,
-Far too many pictures of Red Wing #ISN’THECUTE,
-His recent success on Flappy Bird/Candy Crush/Pokemon Go,
-Gym selfies,
-Deleting Steve’s #ONYOURLEFT posts all over his instagram, (the only hashtag Steve can get right),
-Real life pictures exposing what the avengers are really like, (i.e Thor raiding the cupboard for Pop Tarts, Tony Stark running from a spider in his room)
-3.9m followers, follows 13,845.