Jun 6, 2018
During breakfast @Avengers Tower
Everyone's present though steve and Nat are late and are kinda sleepy.
TONY: hey red have you seen my expensive creamer?
NAT:ooh you mean that disgusting thing inside the fridge that's in a carton?
TONY: yeah that
NAT: I put it in the garbage yesterday
TONY: are you f*cking me?
NAT: No of course not. Just Steve.
Thor: congratulations captain
Sam: .....
Wanda: ....
Bruce: ...
Clint: ....
TONY: Gotcha...
Steve: (jaw drops) Nat!
NAT: Don't stop me Steve I'm gonn kill him (Tony)