Cats are cats big or smol. So. Nostra I gotta know. How often does Tim or Dick just. Knock a glass of a table or something????? Also. Plz consider all the “If I fits I sits” shenanigans
neither dick nor tim ever dared sitting on any of the kitchen surfaces as their animal selves bc u jst dont do that to alfred. however many times have they just sat in the batcave distracting bruce from whatever he was doing by playing with things they sure shouldnt be playing with (batarangs and other weapons).
a scene that happens at least once every week
dick (human) : come on bruce it’s 7am i know u havent gone to bed go sleep *pushes him a little from his chair*
bruce : (grumbles)
dick : >:( *shifts*
dick : sits on the tablet very close to bruce’s coffee mug
bruce :
bruce : no.
dick :
bruce : dont
dick : *pushes the mug off of hte table*
tim mostly just sits on bruce’s lap and accidentally encourages the no sleeping bc bruce cant move so he jst, keeps working n petting his son :( !
tim is a very big partisan of if i fits i sits,,, every small spaces he’s been in em . all of em. even if he used to be trapped in cages n stuff they were places his parents couldn’t hurt him so in a weird way he feels safer in them.
DICK IS TOO BIG ... he mostly just lay around (on his siblings)
