SHAV’S NON-POLITICALLY CORRECT, UNETHICAL PARENTING ADVICE: ☻ When your baby is crying and miserable in their car seat, there’s a fantastic way to get them to settle: Drive like an ABSOLUTE maniac. Swerve your car all over the road, accelerate and de-accelerate aggressively like your typical BMW driver, and your babe will be happily rocked to sleep in minutes. ☻ Kiddo likes to sleep in their car seat more than their crib? Put the car seat in the crib. There, problem solved. ☻ Try on and zip up your wedding dress daily after giving birth for some extra motivational support to lose the weight you gained. 🤡 Trust me, if this doesn’t motivate you, nothing will. Bonus - this gives you a clear visual of the lbs you’re losing. ☻ Soothers are evil, overused pieces of plastic. Just hold your crying baby and enter a meditative trance as he/she screams in your ear. Eventually, especially if you favour carrying them on one side, that ear will go deaf and you won’t wince anymore at the noise. Soothers have been linked to bad weight gain, screwing up your kid’s orthodontics/jaw, and middle ear infections. And they can be a tough habit to break later on. Ban that evil soother! BAN IT! (Disclaimer: this is a joke. To all recruiters and folks scrapping my page, this is supposed to be humorous - don’t take it too serious.) ✈︎ ✈︎ ✈︎ posted on Instagram - https://instagr.am/p/CTiMGGRheCD/
