300 slides in a presentation deck
Me: Something just occurred to me. Now that our entire ownership and hierarchy are gone, are all our past managers back in play now? I mean, would Clearlake go after Conte? Carlo (even though I know he wants to retire)? JOSÉ? If they wanted Ronaldo, I'm sure they'd be interested in José.
Brother: AVB seems like someone Mr. Todd would like.
Me: God, I bet he would. Though AVB might more or less be retired now, and hoping to be the next Porto president.
Grant: I'm still here.
No.
Brother: You know who would be great to come in and save the season and possibly win another CL: Tuchel. I heard he’s available as well.
Me: I imagine Mr. Todd getting more and more excited until you say Tuchel and then stomping out of the room. That's when you yell I HEARD HE'S AVAILABLE AS WELL.
Brother: I think I could convince him. This is a guy who drew up a 4-4-3.
You know who would be great to come in?
Mr. Todd: Yeah?
And save the season?
Mr. Todd: Yeah?
And possibly win the CL?
Mr. Todd: Yeah?
And has better hair than you?
Mr. Todd: Yeah?
And loves this club?
Mr. Todd: Yeah?
Do this for like 300 slides in a presentation deck. Either he'll be so hyped up or so ready to get you out of there that by the time you get to ‘and he's available now’ and then reveal it's Tuchel, he'll immediately sign Tuchel back up.