HSPN: Hair & Sports Programming Network

A girl & her brother, on hair in football* * Soccer, for their fellow Yanks

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Cole Palmer scores against Sunderland.

Me: PALMER. Perfect time to end that fucking goal drought. Brother: I'm shocked that went in. I thought we were just mailing it in.

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Andrey Santos scores against Spurs.

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Enzo Fernández scores against Spurs.

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Sam Kerr scores against Manchester United, her final goal for Chelsea.

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Sam Kerr scores against Manchester City in the FA Cup semifinal.

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Erin Cuthbert scores against Manchester City in the FA Cup semifinal.

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Enzo Fernández equalizes against Liverpool.

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João Pedro scores against Nottingham Forest.

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Lauren James scores a brace against Leicester.

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Sam Kerr scores against Leicester.

With this goal, Kerr broke Fran Kirby's record of most league goals (63) by a Chelsea player.

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Enzo Fernández scores against Leeds in the FA Cup semifinal.

Brother: FUCK YES. NETO TIME. Me: ENZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Erin Cuthbert celebrates scoring the final goal against Everton.

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Ellie Carpenter scores the third goal against Everton.

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Sam Kerr scores a brace against Everton.

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Veerle Buurman scores the winner against Tottenham in the FA Cup, her first Chelsea goal.

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Sam Kerr scores against Tottenham in the FA Cup.

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Alejandro Garnacho converts a pen against Port Vale.

Me: Garbanzo took that? Good pen, though.