Nov 15, 2013
-bumps your check with his cold, wet nose before nuzzling you warmly-
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-bumps your check with his cold, wet nose before nuzzling you warmly-
dancingflamer replied to your post: Passes out next to the nearest personal heater...
//becomes toasty
immortalinmemory replied to your post: Passes out next to the nearest personal heater...
-Keeps warm while he sleeps- ouo
-Approves.-
Desperate begging for chips, to my mother, via the phone
Me: AMMI, AMMA, MOTHER, MAA, MATA JEE, BEBE, MUMMY, MOM, MAAHHHHM. (Jersey way of saying Mom)
Mom: KYA?!
Me: can you bring me some chips? salt and vinegar, ketchup?
Mom: NAHIN! Abhi toh, khuda khuda karke tumhari tabiyaath teek hui, aur chips sey bigaar na chahti ho?
Me: So All Dressed then?
Mom: UFF, TUM KABBHI NAHI SUDRO GI.
Me: please?
Mom: ACHA, PHONE RAKHO.
Me: Yes, I have succeeded.