#awesome joke

[icarianarts]

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[beasle-bub]

this goose is the obvious right fit for the snoring job, he's a honk shoe-in

[doctar-cigarettes]

A Bisexual on their period is called bicycle

After their period they say bye-cycle!

[viviegirl05]

I am honestly brilliant

[cocklikechrist]

Why that's a horse of a different color. Thanks for the submission lol.

[howlingcake]

Future Mom-Joke

My mother has been cooking on a grill that I got for her birthday last year. She practically dances every time it gets even warm out because she gets to cook on it. Tonight she was making brats and this is how the conversation went:

Mom: Hey come check these brats and tell me if they’re done.

Me (at the computer messaging friends on FB): It probably looks like food.

-gets up, goes outside, and looks at the brats-

Me: Yep looks like food

Mom: -gives me a dirty look-

Me: Hey you asked, but yes it’s done mom.

[kabagami]

AWESOME JOKE IN SCARY MOVIE 4 YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNEW!

Yesterday I watched Scary Movie 4 again. And there is a part that Cindy talks to the little boy from The Grudge. Because I'm way more into Japanese culture I could hear some words that didn't had to do with anything the translation they said. Seriously, I laughed so much when I realized what they really said. I love scary movie even more now xD awesome joke!

This is what they say: Hello? Harroh? Hibachi Benihana teriyaki? [Hibachi = Barbeque / Bennihana = Wok Restaurant / Teriyaki = food] Nagasaki Okinawa Hokkaido Yokohama. [All Cities in Japan except for Okinawa that one is an island from Japan]  Karate judo sumo samurai? [Sports from Japan] Nissan, Honda, Mitsubishi, Subaru. [Japanese Cars] Hara-kiri tsunami. Kamikaze banzai. [Hara-kiri same as Seppuku =  Japanese ritual suicide / Tsunami = A chain of fast moving waves in the ocean / Kamikaze = Suicide Pilot (Used in WW II) / Banzai was together with Kamikaze for: BANZAI CHARGE..] Yamaha Nikon. Casio Aiwa... Minolta hitachi Seiko Toshiba. [Japanese brands]  Buddha! Shiitake kimono! [Buddha = a god / Shiitake = food / Kimono = Something you wear] Tempura sushi sashimi... Fujitsu! [... ONCE AGAIN FOOD]

[kalthorfirehowler]