#awkies.

[i-probably-sleep-too-much]

guys. gang. it's my birthday tmr :) #me #mybirthday #yippeeeee !!! yayyyyy i'm so excited !!! (i have exams in two days.)

[yallre-blog]

when your uncle calls you and asks you about a missing $5,000 when you're with the bf :/

[masseffec-blog]

hmm. i'm pretty sure i just heard two people have sex in the park next to my house...

[watchtheflames]

I've lost track of everything that goes on in my mind. I dont even know what's going on..

[jadoreca]

Not knowing whether or not to say Happy Birthday to someone on facebook that added you after a one night stand... 

[idiocyincarnate]

A Triumphant Return. <insert bugles>

Bienvenue one and all, now that my "deliberate" vacation from tumblr is at an end, I am pleased to announce that as of Friday, I will be posting weekly snippets once more. I will satisfy the guilt of my false creative drive as it wells up inside me and provide you with more scurrilous pieces of fragmented writing that have no point. I urge you to take nothing I say onboard. That said, enjoy this 1971 recording of a bugle band to show you I still care. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZOVFVuczE

<3

[evesley]

My dash is dead as fuck.

Going to bed early. I hope tomorrow it gets better. Well goodnight. Goodnight, Audrey! I know you're on right now, so just wanted to say goodnight. Lol wow. Awkies. Well. Love you c: Nighty night!