#awksauce

[thatsmykindanight]

How do you not awkward 🤓

[dgallup20]

when you realize you are not Ashlyn Harris

[ladywolf77]

Finally settled on a Halloween costume: Hipster Zombie

[kittsune]

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Today I took a nap and had a really vivid dream about a guy I know from work choking me, I'm not sure if it was sexual or he was trying to kill me but all I know is I am 100% calling out of work for a week until I can look at him again 😩

[shadowofveils]

My facebook recommended friends list is basically parents from church and people from tumblr that I follow that don’t follow me back

[otakuhotteok]

i forgot my manager was following me on instagram.

[b989ss]

That awkward moment when your patient dies on you... @chuchumi @peanutbutterpotato

[wayfaring-bibliophile]

on average i actually embarrass myself about 900% of the time, that’s 9 times more than is humanly possible.