Mar 21, 2023
The part of me that knows this is pineapple is dwarfed by the part of me that can only think “Lesbian”.
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from South Korea
seen from France
seen from South Africa
seen from Greece
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Ireland
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
The part of me that knows this is pineapple is dwarfed by the part of me that can only think “Lesbian”.
Wedding shenanigans.
I hope my future wife shares my philosophy on alarms. The first two are gentle nudges, the next two are strong encouragements, followed by two warnings, and then finally the one you have to drag your ass out of bed for.
5 years of Spanish in school and I had no greater ambition than to pass the classes. 5 years later, give me a cute girl who doesn’t speak English and I’ve never been so motivated to learn something in my life.
My niece finally got here (29 hours of labor later, her mother is a badass). 8 lbs 6 oz. Round two here we go.
Sometimes the music just doesn’t go loud enough to get you out of your feels.
Some of my views for the day 👌 ...and my face 🤷♀️
When you’re of the philosophy that bitching about things won’t make them go any faster and only annoys the people around you, but the person you’re with does not share that philosophy.