#awkward days

[marzhsposts]

Reached the awkward days post-Christmas and pre-New Year. You know you got nothing to do but rest up or start working your ass out.

[a-student-in-london]

those awkward days in between xmas and new years are so dull

[thecolorsparkle]

heLp I keep seeing this guy around campus and it's awkward bc I met him while I was drunk and whining about how I wore my good push up bra when the guy my friend was trying to set me up with left early and HE KEEPS AVOIDING MY EYE CONTACT AND ITS SO AWKWARD

[stressbrain]

I HAD THE MOST AWKWARD EXPERIENCE THE OTHER DAY I WAS SAYING HI TO SOMEONE AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE SHAKING MY HAND AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS GOING FOR A HIGH FIVE AND THEN I TRIED TO HIGH FIVE AND THE TRIED TO HANDSHAKE AND SO I ENDED UP WAVING MY HANDS AT THEM IN A MYSTICAL MANNER ALL I SAID WAS I AM A WIZARD

HELP 

[gratuitoussarcasm]

So Cherry Pie is my ringtone. I just got a call from work and my step mom's sitting on the couch obviously trying not to laugh at the fact it's blaring. I tripped over two dogs, my own feet, and the air and shoved my phone on the ground to answer it.  Smooth.

[tomlindamn]

you know someone's knew to tumblr when they ask "or what?"

[mynameismarlena-blog]

Mum: YELLYELLSHOUTSHOUTMOANMOANBITCHBITCH

Me:

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Phone: ALADEEN MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAS

[thesaurus]

that's literally one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done. EVER.

I didn't know what door to open

and then I made eye contact with that sex fiend kid through the glass

and and

I was so uncomfortable I turned around and left

instead of seeing which doors did open

I really wanted to stop by that coffeehouse, too. But like. SO EMBARRASSING.  like. I wish I could recreate how awkward I am right now. Because it was absurd.