what even just happened
"that horribly awkward moment when you're having a conversation across the room with your roommate and you absentmindedly unlock and open your phone and the last screen you were looking at pops up. and what is it? a naked dick pic of a man who is none other than your roommate's older brother. it's a damn good thing that A: my phone was laying down flat so she didn't see and B: she already gave her blessing for the relationship"














