#awkward jellyfish

[marinette-sky]

I looked bomb asf today just wanted to share this will yall

[roran-stronghammer]

Forever creeping in on people's social lives...

[darkestgreen]

Ideas for things to do when you're drunk

>>get really drunk, then run down the street (preferably on a busy night, it's more fun that way) weaving between people with a hand held vertical over your head screaming "IM A SHAAAAAAAAAARK SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIICK" and if you accidentally run into someone, apologize and awkward jellyfish away. 

[mahouprince]

I had to get out today because we had an open house considering we're moving soon, and like I arrived back and started making chili but apparently tHERE WAS STILL PEOPLE IN MY HOME AND I WAS JUST LIKE MAKING CHILI AND LIKE OMG IT WAS SO AWKWARD!??1!

[mensfrightsactivist]

AWKWARD. OMG. so this girl on okcupid just messaged me. she recognizes me from work. apparently we've spoken before. and i don't remember her at all. so. um. awk.

[dosseokies]

I love how I can easily talk to people,

but when I run out of things to say, I make things awkward.