Why every mother is a matchmaker
Mom: So I have this new doctor. He is so smart, and he is training students...
Me: Mom...
Mom: ...and he looks like that Harry Potter character, you know, that Severus that you liked so much. He has that ponytail, and looks so hip, and...
Me: Mom...
Mom: ... and he gives this professional and dreamy Harry Potter vibe, you will like him so much...
Me: MOM!!!!!!!!
Mom: His name is XY, go, check him up on Facebook. Do you want his number? I'm sure he would love to talk to a concerned daughter about her mother's health. Did I mention that I think he is that alternative/pagan type you like. Should I ask him if he likes tattoos? I think he might be vegan. Oh, and he likes movies, he goes to the cinema all the time... Go, check him up on Facebook, tell me what you think...
Me: /disconnects/ Why my life looks like a TV show script?