#awkward moonwalk

[wanderingse0ul]

*awkwardly moonwalks out of every uncomfortable situation in life*

[sammmyiam-blog]

Why does he have to be smarter than you? Why couldn't you be the intelligent one in the relationship?

Ok, so “smarter than me” wasn’t a good phrase. I guess the gist of that is someone who mentally stimulates me in a way that I can’t stimulate myself…? insert “that’s what she said” joke here Like I said, I usually date guys that are in some type of science field, probably because the inner workings of our brains are alike (how does this work? why does this work? how will this change? how can I get involved?). 100% brains come before “beauty” to me. If a guy studies (or even has general knowledge) of something like paleontology or cell biology, I’m like: “Oh hi. Your brain is hot, therefore you are hot.”

Essentially, I connect with guys who the same nerd-out tendencies as I do. Example: I sometimes forget that other people might not find my random babble about how a jellyfish eye works interesting. 

I’m not stupid.  I don’t mean to be the “stupid one” in the relationship. Basically, ENTERTAIN MY BRAIN.