Today, there’s an ostrich found running along the highway. The ostrich is a law-abiding citizen since it didn’t run over the speed limit and maintained the right lane lol. Here’s hoping the ostrich gets home safe, wherever it escaped from in the first place. Really, what are you doing outside, little ostrich?!
News claims the ostrich comes from my university since the highway is near my university but, MY UNIVERSITY DOES NOT HAVE A ZOO.
I wonder if it’s @awkwardbruh wanting to see me?
Ostriches are our mutual friends.







