How 'bout... the Justice League?
ohmy. It’s probably best to mention that most of my knowledge of the Justice League comes from the two animated series that ran a couple years back, so my recollections might be a bit spottyyyy.
Push off a cliff: Probably Lex Luthor, just on principle. Though there’s a smorgasbord of other villains that could take the plunge as well and probably have, somewhere along the line. Never doubt the effectiveness of a good cliff.
Frick frack: hUHHHH. huhhh. uh. um. oh gosh. I’m honestly not sure. tHEY’RE ALL INTIMIDATING EVEN WITHOUT GENITALS INVOLVED. ALSO ATTRACTIVE. BUT INTIMIDATING.
Marry: FLASH. I mean. Yeah, Wally. There’s not even a contest tbh.
Set on fire: Darkseid. It wouldn’t do much of anything, of course, but it’s the thought that counts.
Wrap a blanket around: I’d say Hawkgirl but she’d probably just wave it off. So let’s go with The Question following his well-meant but floundering attempt to prevent armageddon, dear sweet conspiratory redheaded child o’ mine.
Be roommates with: Wonder Woman. She seems like she’d be pretty chill and easy to get on withhh. I would say that there’s an unfortunate implication of possible kidnapping involved there but that’s basically a given if you share a space with any superhero.
