Hello, I'm told I need to speak with the Undertaker about a job? I was thinking, given my history and skillset, military would be a good fit. Thank you.
Oh! I see that everyone has not forgotten about little ol’ me. I was starting to worry for a moment there because business has been deathly slow in regards to job requests. You would think with the amount of new souls showing up that I would be up to my neck in these types of messages. Huh. I suppose they’ll all start running to me like cockroaches when they can no longer afford their pretty little playthings.
But, pardon my ramblings, dear.
You caught me on a good day so I’ll approve your request. I just hope you know what you’re getting yourself into.