#aybrowatchyourjet

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The alternative to “i fucking drowned” is “bro it’s not that deep” change my mind but Linus is both 😔

compilation.

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Sherry, pausing the tv: “dears could you please play a bit quieter I’m trying to watch *insert popular TV show here*” as dottie is grabbing a stuffed animal by the throat practicing her choking skills

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Dottie is 5000% the kind of kid who the teachers don’t like but they’re too afraid to do anything bc dots mom is too scary. “Ma’am, your daughter is a huge distractio-“ “And? I have -insert job related thing here- in 5 minutes and if you don’t hurry this up I’ll be late.”

the fleckers are simply... not to be messed with

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Linus’ boss doesn’t care about the linus shaped hole in the back of the shop so they just cover it with a towel and Linus uses the hole to go on break

i just think of this comic 

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HOTTEST TAKE: stripes only goes feral when someone ruins his garden in any way shape or form

u dont wanna know what happens if someone steppy

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Sherry is the kind trainer who heals your Pokémon before fighting you but dary is the asshole rival who waits for you at the end of a cave when you are weakened.

u are TOO right

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Dary starts recording linus playing the guitar and listens to it when he’s in the sewers sorry I don’t make the rules I just share them

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No one GAVE stripes that knife........ y’all forget that he is friends with supreme schemer TM dottie who most definitely has at least 2 knives and has probably dropped one not knowing and stripes just. picked it up

there u go!