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i have used the power of the scientific method to conclude that my lizard is Not Straight
hypothesis: william is gay
experiment [1]: test to see how he reacts to himself in the mirror (most if not all beardies get mad if the see themselves in the mirror)
test 1: held william in front of the mirror. he looked at himself but no reaction
test 2: held william in front of the mirror. looked at himself like he was quite handsome but otherwise no reaction
test 3: same results as test 2
experiment [2]: put him in the presence of another male beardie
test 1: my friend’s bearded dragon romeo, about the same age as william, a little older and bigger. romeo got very angry upon seeing william but he had no reaction
test 2: same as test 1, just in a different location
test 3: i put my friend’s lizard named dell, who is much smaller and younger than william, into william’s tank. (WILLIAM WAS NOT IN THERE WITH HIM.) dell got very angry at william who was OUTSIDE his own tank and william was just kinda like :/ k
experiment [3]: females?
test 1: put him in front of a female bearded dragon, he immediately tried to bite her. never again
conclusion: william is either gay or asexual
