May i have some Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil, and Azog HCs reaction to walking in on their Contortionist S/O doing their stretches and routines in their bedroom for the first time
Oooh sure ✨
LOTR with a Contortionist!s/o
Legolas:
- Honestly, Legolas would be genuinely concerned. “My love, is your body supposed to do that?” You only blush and laugh because he’s so concerned for your health 💕
- He’s just afraid you will hurt yourself, just by doing the stretching. He will need some reassurance that you’re not going to stretch something too far. He had no idea humans were even capable of doing something so strenuous on the body.
- However, he trusts your word that you will be careful. Even then, he’s on alert whenever you’re doing your stretches. He’ll be ready to come with aid if you ever called out to him for help 🌸
Elrond
- He’s a lot more trusting than Legolas. He will definitely question your well-being when he sees you stretch so far, but will instantly become at ease once you tell him you’re fine.
- He’s also naturally curious so he may peak in and out when you’re stretching like “hey how are you doing? Need anything?” Stuff like that💗
- Very chill. He’s seen a lot of stuff in his immortal life so he’s not traumatized or anything by seeing you contort 😂 but also if you actually performed in front of him he would become super confused.
- Again, he trusts you, but he’s also a skilled physician and takes your health and well-being into extreme consideration.
Thranduil
- I feel like he would sip his wine while watching you stretch. He is in no way concerned. Not that he doesn’t care~~ quite the opposite. He’s not surprised his s/o could do something so advanced 💖
- Despite his slightly controlling aptitude, he trusts you more than Legolas and more than Elrond. He especially trusts and expects you to call for him if something were wrong anyway. So he’s chillin ✨
- If you WERE to pull something, all Hell would break loose. He would declare a national emergency and rush you to the healers like the drama queen he is 😤
Azog
- He’d straight up laugh. He’d think it’s so cool, that he laughs and walks up to you, putting his claw-like hand on your cheek and asking what you’re doing. He’s kinda a perv so expect a lot more strenuous positions in bed. He wants to test your flexibility 💓
- He intrigued by your hobby and wants to know more about it. He asks you to do cool tricks for him and may ask for you to wear something more... revealing... while you do it ✨
- He also wants to use your flexibility in battle. He would enslave a thousand soldiers before he prematurely put you in battle, so expect a ton of training from him exclusively after this💕












