Apr 5
I spend a surprising amount of time thinking about what texts Azzy and Sliske would send to each other if they had phones. Here’s one of them:
Sliske: Hey there’s a new law about how hot ppl can be and I hate to tell you this, but you’re waaaay over the limit
Azzy: Haha thanks.
Sliske: No I’m serious. Open your office door I’ll be over there soon to chain you up. If you cooperate then I’ll keep the police brutality to a minimum.