Less Fun Things Found In Wardrobes
Normnia, a completely uninteresting mystical land
A portal to downtown Hartford, Connecticut
Toenails
The toes they go with
Self-conscious prostitutes
A fur coat (and possibly Macklemore)
A portal to uptown Hartford, Connecticut
Just a guy named Kevin
Children that didn’t know hide-and-seek was over
An old Chinese woman who keeps sneezing into her hands, then touching your jackets
Exactly the wrong amount of eels
—B. Marvin and C. Shin

















