I just had a thought. So imagine for a moment with me, Bonten with a tradition for when a member of the Bonten executives get married. The week before any of them get married, the other members of the Bonten executives will kidnap the other member’s bride or groom. Then, that member of Bonten has to hunt down his betrothed and find them before their wedding. Their lover is never in any real danger, but it’s like a test to prove they are worthy of being married. Showing their future spouse that they will always come for them should something happen and kinda giving them a chance to see that they are marrying someone that could put them in danger.
IRL: He is a thick king. He has slightly above average length at a perfect 6 inches hard, and he’s a grower, right at about 4 inches soft. He’s half hard nearly all the time though (he’s almost always a little horny and ready to go) so he usually hangs around at 5ish inches and you can always see the dick print in his sweatpants or his suit slacks when he wears them. His thickness though, is borderline unnatural. His cock is nearly as thick around as his fist when he makes one. It’s one of those cocks that he has to spend some time prepping you on and if you aren’t a dripping mess for him, it just won’t work. The head of his cock is about the same thickness as the rest of him and he has three prominent veins: one on the underside, and two on the top that curve around the sides. His cock is fairly straight with just a little curve upwards and a lean to the left. He is semi-groomed but gets too lazy to keep up with it. He’ll trim the dark, thick, wavy hair really short around the base of his cock every other week or so and then let it grow because trimming every day is too exhausting, so two weeks later he’ll trim it down again. The hair extends up into a happy trail and a chest full of dark curls and he trims those areas with the same routine he trims his pubic area. His balls are heavy, hanging a little lower, so full you almost need both hands to cup them. If you imagine him pierced, he has a Prince Albert and he likes to slap the head of his cock against your clit and make sure the metal is hitting you so you squirm beneath him.
Fanfic: All of the above applies but this man is packin 9.5 inches hard and thick as fuck (about 6.75 when soft)
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Everyone goes straight to sex but like, sitting on someone’s thigh while it’s flexed or they are bouncing it, watching you ride and telling you how good you are for them? That also sounds quite nice.
My “Bonten kidnapping you before you marry one of the execs” post got me thinking about what other Bonten traditions they have.
Whenever any Bonten executive starts dating someone, they’re required to go out to dinner with Mikey because he wants to know whoever is dating his executives. If Mikey doesn’t approve, well, you either better end it or be damn good at keeping it secret (but Mikey always finds out)
How the Haikyuu men I love would respond to me yelling at idiot drivers on the road:
Iwaizumi: *gets hard*; seriously though, he would think it’s cute that I’m yelling at the shitty drivers on the road that cut me off or do something dangerous. It probably makes him love me even more, seeing how angry I get and thinking it’s adorable. He’d probably imagine me yelling at people with him and love it.
Bokuto: *slightly scared*; he forgets sometimes that my sweet, innocent demeanor hides a demon that really only comes out when I’m driving, yelling at the drivers who piss me off and when that side of me comes out, he’s always surprised, a little scared, and maybe a tiny bit turned on. Maybe a lot turned on.
Ushijima: *sighs*; he thinks it’s unnecessary when I yell at them and reminds me that they can’t hear me, which just irritates me and makes me ignore him while I grumble about the shitty drivers (though he makes me stop ignoring him when he rests his hand on my thigh and gives it a squeeze, reminding me to behave)
You are telling me I missed a game nigh? :( fuck timezone 😔 Hope you had fun at least 🥺💕
I'm sorry my precious love 🥺 The game was only open for a little over an hour because I got so many so quickly! I enjoyed that game though so I promise to do it again sometime during the day when I'm less busy so you'll be able to participate!! I love you so much my sweet baby 💙
aggressively taking notes of your faves back- oh am I gonna come with the cutest fuckin hcs I have now- you have excellent taste! I adore mitsuya and draken! and hanma never fails to make me laugh while being his psycho self. do you self ship with them or are they just your faves?
I AGREE WAKASA IS SO FINE!! I LOVE HIM! the idea of him learning to braid is so cute. imagine, shin-chan taught him some that he used to do for emma, so he always gets that longing happy feeling when he does your braids while recalling the memory. and kazutoras imperfect braids:(( he tries so hard to impress you, even tries to learn a more complicated braid to surprise you the next time you ask:( wants you to feel pretty of course!
and PLZ the baton getting used on you sent me😆 your game night looks super fun btw! I’ve never participated in them but always wanted to, and M.A.S.H brought back childhood memories, hehe
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I can't wait to see what you come up with 🥺 Mitsuya and Draken are just such good guys, I don't know how anyone could truly dislike them! They're literal sweethearts. Hanma is crazy AF but on some occasions, that just hits different lol. I mostly selfship with Hakkai and Taiju, though I do have ones for Ran, Draken, and Mitsuya as well. I have a lot of faves in general, including ones I don't simp over like Kazutora and Baji and Kokonoi and Inui. Tbh I think I love everyone (either platonically or simping) except Kisaki 😅
Wakasa is literally so pretty, who allowed him to be that freaking pretty. When I saw him in the flashback, I was like <insert picture of gaping fish>. I CAN SO SEE HIM LEARNING FROM SHIN! Like Shinichiro is teaching him on Emma and next time he comes over, Emma asks him to braid her hair this time 🥺 I can just imagine this insanely amazing fighter looking at this tiny toddler girl and absolutely melting. Or even if he's hanging out with Akashi and he braids baby Senju's hair. I just see Wakasa with such a weakness for kids now, someone should make that man a dad lol.
Kazutora hands down would watch hair tutorials on youtube trying to learn how to braid for you. He's practicing on himself and gets really good at braiding his own hair, then he offers to do yours and he's so confident until he realizes it's so much harder to braid someone else's hair and your braid ends up loose and falling out lol. But he tried and he'll try again because he's precious.
I'm glad it made you laugh lol. I can picture it all so clearly in my mind and there's no way I get out of mocking Ran without being unable to sit for at least a day 🤣
I'm glad you thought game night looked fun and I'm super excited you decided to join it! Your entry to it is lined up in my queue and ready to go! I hope you like it! I thought of MASH and how much fun I had in elementary and middle school, playing MASH at the cafeteria tables during lunch and writing each category in a different color gel pen, and I had to make a full game of this for game night!
