Jun 4, 2024
I like vampires that don't remember history
I like vampires that only remember trival things.
I LOVE vampires that only mention what they should've been credited for.
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"I hate Thomas Jefferson."
"That's a cold take—"
"HE DIDN'T INVENT TURN SEATS!" [Spinny Chairs]
". . . Yeah . . . He didn't."
(Under breath) "I did. Knew I shouldn't've told him nothing."