So i was just sitting on the toilet really high, and today my dog has been a little shit, he has ripped the blinds down and shredded my bags and my mum just went to him, 'i know what you've done and i know you know you know what you've done'. She then proceeded to say, 'you know how i know, i can tell by your ears', and i just fucking screamed, like she didn't say it was in his eyes or his expression his ears man, I just died.








