#b99 s6

[amesantiagos]

Captain this is embarrassing, can we just take him in?

[mingrose]

That's savage. I love it.

[b99in2gifs]

[roy-kent]

jake + this smile😍

[millitink]

S6 of B99

Season 6 of Brooklyn 99 became available on Netflix in Germany a few days ago and honestly? I’m kinda disappointed. 

(spoilers obviously)

It felt like the writers had run out of storylines to explore with the characters. There were no significant character developments or conflicts between characters. And what little there was felt forced and OOC. 

Gina quitting her job would have been the perfect opportunity to bring in a new character, but instead we got a weird spy/Holt flirting with some younger guy plot and then filling Gina’s position was never mentioned again. 

Speaking of that - what was up with mentioning Commissioner Kelly reinstating a city-wide stop and frisk policy as a throwaway line and then never dealing with it? 

Nikolaj’s father showing up and instead of having any kind of meaningful storyline just having Jake deport him? WTF? 

And honestly there’s so much wrong with the casecation episode: Amy pressuring Jake into having kids RIGHT NOW, completely dismissing his concerns, trying to “solve” the issue by having a debate (?!), every other character agreeing with her, the complete OOC of her never having seriously discussed having kids BEFORE marriage and the complete retcon that is Jake not wanting kids...

Honestly, I really disliked Amy in the whole season and I can’t even really put my finger on why. 

The storyline with Jocelyn was also pretty weird. Why was Rosa suddenly so open about her relationship? But also, were we supposed to care when Jocelyn wanted to break up? We had only met her once before for thirty seconds and then she shows up, acting like a dick. I didn’t get it. 

Finally, a lot of the running gags were starting to feel repetitive and get on my nerves - the Halloween/Cinco de Mayo heist where everyone is just mean to each other, the weird Doug Judy plot and the ‘Suicide Squad’ with Wuntch and the Vulture. 

[thenoiceplace]

No one:

No one at all:

Literally not a single soul:

Jake Peralta in Season 6 & 7: *sighs* I love my brilliant wife, Amy Santiago, so much. She’s so beautiful. What did I do to deserve her? She’s just too perfect. She’s really smart. And she’s an amazing detective too! AND I’M MARRIED TO HER!

[hogwarty-houses]

Hogwarts Houses as: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S6 Quotes

Ravenclaw: "Slytherin, what the hell?"

Slytherin: "New phone. Who dis?"

Ravenclaw: "You cant do that in person, its Raven!"

Slytherin: [squints]

Ravenclaw: "Ravenclaw! Your co-worker."

Slytherin: "Oh, hey Raven."

~

Hufflepuff:"We have to get them back together."

Ravenclaw: "Pass."

Hufflepuff: "I'm doing it with or without your help."

Ravenclaw: "Okay, without."

Hufflepuff: "Okay, you called my bluff. It has to be with your help. And I'm not taking no for an answer."

Ravenclaw: "No."

Hufflepuff: "You did it again. Why are you like this?"

~

Slytherin: "I'm dating two other people."

Hufflepuff: "Oh, so much juice at one time. I'm sweating."

Slytherin: "Gross. This is why I don't tell you anything."

~

Slytherin: "Why learn to grow when you can just fix the past. This is exactly why I don't need therapy."

Hufflepuff: "Not sure that's the lesson I want you to take away from this."

Slytherin: "Too late."

~

Slytherin: "I have a parting gift for all of you. I printed 'Time for Slytherin's Opinion' hoodies for you with your names on them."

Ravenclaw: "Oh, that's fun. So like 'Time for Ravenclaw's opinion' "?

Slytherin: "What are you, insane? No. It says 'Time for Slytherin's opinion' in large text on the back. And then your names are stitched really tiny on the front. I had to guess at some of the spelling."

Gryffindor: [Reading name stitched on front] "'Giraffe'?"

~

Gryffindor: "Thank you so much. You've been a great audience."

Gryffindor: "I mean..."

Gryffindor: "It's a funeral. That's psychotic."

Gryffindor: "I'm so sorry." [Rushes away]

~

Slytherin: "I never throw up."

Slytherin: "I just tell my stomach to deal with it."

Slytherin: "My body is terrified of me."

~

Gryffindor: "Just so you know, Slytherin, I'm not responding positively to you as a person."

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Ravenclaw: "I always forget how weirldy numb to horrific things we are."

Ravenclaw: "Do you think it affects our souls and the relationships we build with others?"

Slytherin: "Oh for sure."

~

Gryffindor: "I know. I shouldn't compare myself to my brother. We're all on our own journey."

Ravenclaw: "What? No. Who told you that garbage. I was gonna say we need a back up plan so you can win this thing."

Gryffindor: "Aww thanks for not trying to make me a better person."

~

Slytherin: "What is wrong with her?"

Hufflepuff: "Her brother got arrested."

Ravenclaw: [clearly excited] "He's a coke head."

Slytherin: "And you're happy about this? That's savage. I love it."

~

Slytherin: [Talking to Gryffindor] "So, did you get fired? Is there going to be like a hearing?"

Hufflepuff: "She's asking so that she can be there. To support you."

Slytherin: "Oh yea. I wouldn't miss it. I'm so excited."

Hufflepuff: "To support you."

Slytherin: "That's what I said. I'm really looking forward to being there."

Hufflepuff: "To support you."

Slytherin: "Yea. We're saying the same thing. I am pumped this is happening."

~

Hufflepuff: "I don't even drink coffee. I have too much respect for my body."

Ravenclaw: [swallows loudly and lowers coffee cup] "This is water."

[djungleskogs]

out of context new episode screenshots