The Medical Misadventures with Boyfriends! (Sledge/Roe friendship|Babe/Snafu friendship|BabRoe|SledgeFu)
(I ABSOLUTELY MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO THE REAL MEN IN WWII)
Snafu sat cross legged against the couch whining, "Sleeeeedddgggeee." He was getting on his boyfriend's nerves, "Sledgehamma I'm bored."
"We literally just got back from the park," Sledge growled, "Like five minutes ago you're fine."
"But I'm still bored." Snafu pouted.
Sledge groaned, whenever Snafu pouted at him he'd lose his cool. The ginger turned around in his office chair to face his partner.
"Why don't you draw or some shit?"
"I wanna play video games!" Snafu beamed.
"No, you've had enough screentime today. Read or draw, no video games." Sledge chucked some crayons in the other man's lap and placed some paper before him, "I got work to do."
Snafu glared down at the paper and hissed before tossing a green crayon into his mouth, he proceeded to chew it which quickly grabbed Sledge's attention.
"SNAFU SPIT THAT OUT!" the ginger shrieked, "DON'T GO PUTTING RANDOM THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH AND EATING THEM! THAT'S HOW YOU GOT SICK LAST TIME REMEMBER?!"
"Can Heffron come over?" Snafu grinned after swallowing the crayon, you could almost hear the sound of Sledge just giving up at that point.
"We just had them over, like, two days ago. And I ain't lettin them over for a while, not after what you did to poor Heffron." Snafu grinned after being reminded of his adventures with Heffron.
"Eddie enjoyed it!" Snafu giggled.
"HE WAS LITERALLY CRYING FOR THREE HOURS NON STOP!"
"Yeah! Like I said, he liked spinnin!" Sledge groaned and facepalmed.
"Jesus christ," he rubbed his temple, "Taking care of you is like herding cats..."
"I like cats!"
"I know Snafu..."