#babs will write.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

Weeping angel! EJ……

Lost in a maze. You’re drunk and run into a weirdly hot statue. You flirt with it. You blink.

It’s now way closer than it should be. You blink again. Its hand is on your waist. You’re horny and adventurous. You close your eyes fully.

Freaky back shots with a stone angel. He doesn’t feel like stone but he’s definitely hard that’s for sure. Weeping angels cum like a black slimy substance. He’s literally mounting you in the middle of the path, breeding you after ripping a hole in your tights.

Mmm. Mmmmmm….

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

Thinking about EJ’s fine ass.

The omega reader fic is still otw. And EJ’s portion is gonna be freaky.

Like both holes used freaky. As in he can’t use condoms because they don’t fit and he can’t knock omega! Reader up typa freaky.

Also omega biology is a little different than regular human biology. For AFAB omegas, they can produce slick from both entrances (anal/vaginal) to prevent tissue damage during heats.

While an alpha can’t impregnate an AFAB omega without vaginal penetration, it can still bring pleasure. Heats are very exhausting, and it physically causes pain if left untreated- whether by stimulation/knotting or suppressants. Which is why being able to achieve relief through either opening is important.

All that to say, EJ’s giving you NASTY backshots. Breeding and creaming. He’s whispering like disgusting shit in your ear about getting you full and having you stuffed with his kids. Balls deep and refusing to touch your cunt.

Press post.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

Stalker x Stalker with Tim or Brian.

He tracks your location in the car, follows you on foot during your late night walks, and steals your paper cups from the trash.

You like to shuffle behind him out of the bar, collect his cig filters off the ground and snag his half empty beer bottles when he’s not looking.

It’s around midnight when it happens. He spots you dancing, mingling in the crowd. You think he’s too busy with his friend, and stare at the way the light catches against his jaw.

You end up successfully grabbing his drink when he’s distracted, running to the one stall bathroom. The alcohol makes you fuzzy, heart pounding when you nudge your panties to the side— but the locks broken, and he walks in.

Belt already unbuckled with your empty glass in his hand.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

So... in Sweet Meat... Reader assumes EJ is blind, right? Was there ever a point where Reader was walking around in her underwear or najed and was like Eh, he's blind. Meanwhile EJ is fighting for his life not to give away his secret

Wait ur a genius.

I’m saving this for a drabble I’m bricked asl. EJ staying the night for bestie bonding time and reader gets needy mid movie. (Pervert. Unethical but he’s into that)

You’re sitting across the couch from him, slipping a hand into your shorts because as long as you’re quiet- it’ll be fine, right?

Whole time he’s actually on the verge of snapping. Trying to keep his breathing even because you’re literally grinding on your fingers and he can smell how bad you want it. Your shirt is pushed up when you start groping at your chest, and he finally reacts.

One minute, you’re muffling your whines, trying to keep how wet you are from reaching his ears. The next, you’re face down into the couch with EJ pounding into you from the back, moans bouncing off the walls.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

What if I did a multi choice drabble thing where reader was an omega puppy or bunny hybrid and everyone in the mansion was an alpha. Then what.

The operator steals you from some high end breeder because the proxies keep trying to kill each other, and their pheromones are clashing bad. They have no outlet, and rut seasons are hell for everyone under that roof.

They get too territorial, too quick to anger because their instincts are screaming from dawn to dusk. They can’t exactly just go out and court an omega, so the only solution is to throw a very well tempered one at them and pray it works itself out.

Cogs are turning. Neurons are firing….

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

heeeyyy so yk that scary movie scene with ghostface . . yk where he calls the girl and flirts with her while hes stalking from inside her house . ..

brian.

Why would you say that to me knowing I have a flight to catch tn?

OMFGAHHS 💔💔💔💔 I have to pack and im procrastinating thinking ab getting tag teamed by LJ and EJ. FUCK

Ok. This is going in the vault.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

Big scary Tim and Brian how you move me.

They’re so intimidating, and you can just tell there’s something off about the two. Laundromat spin back. They keep coming in to get shit cleaned because your town is shady and doesn’t have a good police department. They know nothings going to happen- especially since it’s just you working there.

Hurrr… scratches my wizard beard…

Maybe after Tempest I’ll give Brian his own series…….

Mmmm…. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

i just imagine post argument bonbon sadly making a circle of salt and sitting in it. habit finding her and being so absolutely confused and irritated, but i think he’d let her think the salt worked

This is so funny im including it immediately in my next Habit Drabble.