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Make like a Bacillus Cereus and TOLERATE THAT SHITTTTTT
Made the food poisoning causing bastard!
Bacillus cereus actually competes with gram-negative bacteria in the gut microbiome, so it is used as a probiotic in livestock to regulate bacteria like salmonella.
It's name also means "waxy"
Cells at work x reader headcanons!!!(Bacteria edition!!!)
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Warning: MAY BE SUGGESTIVE LOL icon for this:⚠️
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Pneumonia Coccus
Whiny as hell, although a bit of a sucker for affection
Purrs if headpatted or sum lol
⚠️Bottom energy
⚠️Whimpers
Probably will carry you around
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Streptococcus
May be a lil bratty
Bitchboy
Curses like a sailor
May secretly like cuddles, although NEVER admits it
⚠️Powerbottom
He might vocal stim the Ford F-250 meme
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Staphylococcus Aureus
LESBIAN!!!
Bratty
Himedere energy
World is hers(iykyk)
You might receive "good girl"s from her if you're an obedient little doll
⚠️Top/Domme
⚠️May bite neck or collarbone
Very sassy and almost bossy
May be able to win her heart over with valentine's chocolates
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Bacillus Cereus
Very fruity
Likes spilling the tea(lol)
Gossip partner lol
⚠️BOTTOMEST OF BOTTOMS
⚠️W H I M P E R S
May wrap his little squiggly arms around you as a hug :>
Cuddles galore :]
Will RAMBLE to you a LOT
Probably the extrovert to your introvert if you are one
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Campylobacter
Very much a silly boi
Probably a bakadere(dumb sweetheart)
Mischievous boi
May give you twinkles for your minecraft inventory
⚠️Probably a switch(?)
⚠️Has teefs so may bite your neck, collarbone or shoulder, maybe even your arm or cheek for silliness
Likes minecraft probably
Probably loves vines; knows vine culture
A cultured individual
Loves food(fuckin fatass foodie teto/j)
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advice: don get food poisoning
is not fun
i threw up so hard it came out my nose
stomach hurt so bad i screeched
yeowxh
fuck bacterial infections
DUB of Heat stroke still laughs
“I’m feeling refereshed
Real life
cells at work
also kind effeminate voice.
A Softer Cell, part 3. [part 1 part 2 part 4 part 5]
and a bonus variant of the third one:
The seiyuu of this evil germ (Bacillus cereus) is the same as my favorite Sanjou grandpa sword.
What do you mean “This isn’t what he said” ?
