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[th3-0bjectivist]

Springin' Chip with a 24' page update!

Greetings, dear follower! th3-0bjectivist has appointed me, Chipper the Springer Spaniel, as the official page mascot and acting spokescanine of this blog moving forward. It sure is great to be here! And might I say, the range of my vernacular as a mere canine has increased something like 28000% in just the last few weeks thanks to the hard lessons I’ve endured so far. Late nights in front of an English dictionary, lots of treats, and tons of sleepless nights have transformed me into perhaps the only English-literate puppy that has ever existed on planet Earth. From this point forward, I plan to operate as an empathetic, humorous, and nurturing presence to all of those on Tumblr into 2024 and beyond!

If you wanna know a little more about me to start, so far in life, I enjoy 1. Voraciously sniffing all manner of ass and crotch (if you approach me, please just spread fully eagle for one full minute, it lets me know who you are without you saying a word) and getting my own ass/crotch sniffed! 2. Pissing indoors (preferably on carpets to create an overpowering urine-miasma that permeates the entire room) 3. Attempting to playfully bite th3-0bjectvist directly in the balls with my nasty, bacteria-laden, inverted Spaniel teeth on a weekly basis!!

My pal, th3-0 and I, have long discussed my potential nickname on this blog. It has run the gamut from… Chip the Dip, to Chipper the Dick, to Chip the Prick, to Chipper the Testicle-Destroyer. In particular, the phrases ‘Stop biting me’, and ‘Hey, A-hole, cut that biting shit out’, and ‘Hey, dickhead, stop trying to bite my fuckin’ balls!!’ have strongly resonated with me as a puppy. I’ve realized very early on; it is essential that I improve my behavior otherwise I’m going to be hard-up on quality treats. And that’s what this blog will be all about moving forward… gradual improvement! Luckily, I have the good fortune of being cute as all hell. So, we graciously settled on the tentative title Springin’ Chip to instead highlight the positive aspects of our collective spirits and aspirations moving forward. New year, new positive goals! Folks, just look at my pics! Check out my feathered-ears and adorable face! Do I not have the perfect mug to represent a proper renewal of this blog?? And mug I will! If you continue to follow th3-0bjectivist, you’re going to see me grow up slowly over the next few months and years! Anyways, onto a bit of business…

My new friend, th3-0, has instructed me to give you an official page announcement! He will be back soon (end of March) with new art and drawings, music and commentary, goofy-ass memes, and more! This year (2024) th3-0 will be putting an artistic focus on dimensionality and expression by doing lots of drawings of expressions on human faces! He will also attempt to make some paintings with a little more -- POP -- than in previous years by incorporating a liquid background behind a solid mass of brushwork. If you like music, and who doesn't (??), this year will be the year of the musical double-feature! That means every time you see music on this page moving forward, there will be TWO SONGS by the featured musician(s) to highlight the range of said musician(s). Also, it’s election year! Now, I don’t have the vote myself, but you’ll have me around as your comical, politically neutral, and stalwart companion while everybody else on Tumblr is being just about as polarizing as they can be without directly and openly supporting terrorist organizations on the left or right side of the political spectrum! It’s gonna be a great year with this dog n' this blog!

Alright, gettin’ sleepy over here… you guys can fuck off for now. MORE 0bjectivist! END OF MARCH! NEW ART!!! DOUBLE-FEATURE MUSIC SHOWCASES EVERY OTHER WEEK!!! MEMES AND GIFs!!! SNARKY-ASS COMMENTARY!!! AND MORE OF MY BALL-BITING ADORABLE ASS!!!

Best, Springin’ Chip

[looking-for-wisdom]

I’m forever going to be crying over Lup’s disappearance in balance

[lucretia-the-director]

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[borogroves]

Notes from a First Love

I'm not back just yet, but this is my place to post and free myself and get things out, so...  While taking a break from proofing and doing a bit of spring cleaning in my writing folders, I came across this.  I wrote it almost a year ago, and even now the melancholy still settles over me from time to time.  Some of this is still true, but the most important thing is that I've changed so much in the last year--so much that I finally feel comfortable posting this, because I'm completely free of it now.

That's a nice feeling.

8 November 2013

I’m still the girl you used to call “Baby”.  I’m still the one you changed and shaped and helped to grow.  I’m still the girl who made you laugh with off-colour comments while marathoning Lord of the Rings together.  I’m still the girl who quotes Rifftrax at any given point.  I’m still the girl who went quiet after leaving you.  I’m still the girl who has your name tattooed on her arm.  I’m still the girl with universes inside her head.  I’m still the girl who thinks about you and misses you every single day.  I’m still the girl who wasn’t allowed to give it all up for you but who would have, given the chance.  I’m still the girl who’s a Jack of all trades, master of none, but have finally found my purpose.

I’m still the girl who would order you a pizza from an ocean away just to make you smile.  I’m still the girl who remembers your every sound.  I’m still the girl who couldn’t get enough of your romance.  I’m still the girl who knows how you say “Wetzel’s Pretzels”.  I’m still the girl who thinks you’re cutest in hats.  I’m still the girl who thinks of your scar every time I look at my little finger and remember how it fit there.  I’m still the girl whose heart races every time I see that you checked up on me, even now, even nearly three years later.  I’m still the girl who loves you, even though the shine and sharp edges of it have gone away.

I’m still the girl with the Build-A-Bear rabbit under my bed that I can never quite look at for too long.  I’m still the girl who fell in love with you after a comment about licking my wrist.  I’m still the girl who confessed everything even when it was too soon.  I’m still the girl who spends every June 24th with a raw sadness curled up in the pit of my stomach.  I’m still the girl that checks in on you every so often, even now, even nearly three years later.

I’m still the girl that thinks maybe, someday, if the time is right.  I’m still the girl that hates the idea of you with anyone else.

I’m still the girl who broke your heart.

[blxndebutlering]

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