#backseatcooking

[kit4kat]

The bros just finished watching the movie Ratatouille and Leo gets the brilliant idea to recreate the cooking scene while Raph is trying to make a sandwich. Lol

[nostalgiafreegilmoregirls]

S01 - E17, The Breakup, Part II

We are working on a new format -- bear with us while we sort out the kinks.

Anna Marquardt

Rory is focusing on the meatball

to distract herself

Netanel Ganin

yes

Baby’s First Breakup is always hard

MY CHICKEN

Anna Marquardt

not the chicken!!!

Netanel Ganin

seriously take a hint, Lorelai

she’s BAD at like “gauging appropriate joking time”

Anna Marquardt

her flowchart is like

"am I talking? time for jokes"

Netanel Ganin

hahahahhaha

SNEAK LORELAI

  Netanel Ganin

i assume and hope there are fan fics

where Jared Padelecki comes back to Stars Hollow

as Sam Winchester from Supernatural

and he and Rory rekindle

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2751262/1/In-Flames

Anna Marquardt

how is Lorelai wearing pants in bed

I just literally don't understand how people sleep wearing pants on their bodies

Netanel Ganin

well you’ve never been a tv character

try being that

then you’ll understand

is she wearing Rainbow Epaulets?

Anna Marquardt

yes

those are definitely rainbow trompe l'oeil epaulets

Netanel Ganin

l’œil

it’s hard for everyone, Pete/Rory

Anna Marquardt

hey! they're married

Pete and Rory

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oh yeah!

IT CONNECTS

IT ALL CONNECTS

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FULL CIRCLE

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TO THE PINBOARD

WITH STRINGS

Anna Marquardt

SNOWGLOBE

wallowing is SO great Rory

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ISHTAR!!!!!

Anna Marquardt

ISHTAR

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Attn Readers, we just watched Ishtar

report: it’s fine

Anna Marquardt

it is fine.

Netanel Ganin

a little racist, a little stupid, but fine

even a couple chuckles

wait is that how you make a garden?

you water dirt?

Anna Marquardt

with a hose

yes

you just water the dirt

and flowers grow

I like BEING up early

but I don't like GETTING up early

Netanel Ganin

i like that jacket

that brown wooly collar

Anna Marquardt

these Gilmore outfits

shearling jacket

matching pants

Netanel Ganin

is that Rachel?

Anna Marquardt

yes

is she hanging around for a while?

oh I guess so

Netanel Ganin

WOKKA WOOKA

i mean

Wakka chitcka wookkka

i can’t type this

Anna Marquardt

bow chicka wow wow

is I think what you're looking for

Netanel Ganin

normally i’d say Rory is being paranoid

but this is Stars Hollow

and like they are WEIRDLY INTO EACH OTHERS PERSONAL BUSINESS

I assume Taylor was up all night thinking about it

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahahahaha

MISS PATTYYYYY

Anna Marquardt

internet research says Stars Hollow is 9900 people ish

Netanel Ganin

I’m with Rory on this 

I’m definitely a “put all their shit in a box”

“throw out box”

Chilton being the name of her school always make me think of Chilton from the Hannibal series

which is either CREEEEEEPY from silence of the lambs

or DELIGHTFUL and creeeeeeepy from Hannibal (show)

Anna Marquardt

hahahaha

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(Raul Esparza)

Anna Marquardt

who plays Chilton on show

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anticipated

Anna Marquardt

oh yes delightful then

you knew

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i knew

Anna Marquardt

is that a CELL phone?

it looks like a cordless phone

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i mean i’m not rich

but my sock drawer

PRETTY funny

i keep some snakes in there in a can

like pop out snake

not real snake

i got some real gassers in that drawer

Anna Marquardt

I got it

I knew

can of nuts

but is snake

Netanel Ganin

fun fact

nuts don’t come in a can

is always sneak

Anna Marquardt

LORELEI'S BOX

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

oh ho!

Anna Marquardt

is this Sookie's house?

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Strip Jackson

Naked dinner?

ugh this would be unbearable

Anna Marquardt

she's a chef and can't handle it

Netanel Ganin

people who Back-Seat cook

Anna Marquardt

hahahahahaa what is that camera

Netanel Ganin

NO IDEA

WHAT IS HE HOLDING?!

A GIANT PARSNIP!?

DO THEY COME IN THAT SIZE

Anna Marquardt

yes

parsnip

Netanel Ganin

IT”S SO BIG

Anna Marquardt

how big is a parsnip?

like carrot?

Netanel Ganin

carrot sized?!

she looks different somehow...Sookie -- hair?

Anna Marquardt

hair down, yes

Netanel Ganin

i mean look lemme be real

there are TWO things here

Netanel Ganin

1. If Sookie cannot handle having someone cook for her, espesh in her house where she might have legit fancy metal/rubber/glass things that can’t mingle

then Jackson should respect that

BUT

nah

no 2

just 1

Anna Marquardt

hahahahaha

Netanel Ganin

like it’s not an INHERENT vice

to say “i can’t relax with this, and therefore it is not a gesture”

“it’s an imposition”

that’s just being real

/GaninOpinion

Anna Marquardt

I guess if she SAID

"yes please cook for me and I won't bug you"

Netanel Ganin

oh right

i mean if that had happened

Anna Marquardt

then she needs to be clear

or that she has now realized that's not true

and she cannot 

BECK

Netanel Ganin

is this a Fake Doors song?

oh it’s a real Beck song?

Anna Marquardt

it's a real Beck song

Netanel Ganin

fun fact: I do not know Beck

wait does Paris not think there were teens in Sodom and Gomorrah?

Anna Marquardt

it JUST teens though

Teen City

Netanel Ganin

OH

so it’s Pleasure Island

Anna Marquardt

blondes with blondes

browns with browns

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Paris is into safer sex

Anna Marquardt

NO GLOVE NO LOVE

Netanel Ganin

hahahahahhahahahah

Anna Marquardt

ORANGINA

fun fact: I fucking love orangina

Netanel Ganin

i mean, that’s the caveman stereotype, yes

#NotAllCavemen

Anna Marquardt

this is a real outkast song

FYI

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HAHAH

OH MY

that would’ve been WEIRD

if Jennifer Lopez had played Marie Curie

Anna Marquardt

would watch

Anna Marquardt

Lane's hair is like

FULL

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well the only guy you seem to want

is CMM

and he’s terrible

geeeeeeeet it

Lorelai

Anna Marquardt

yeaaaaah gurl

wait I forgot why Max and Lorelei broke up

Netanel Ganin

you got one night STOOD Max

was also thinking that

i THINK it’s because she did her fade

like as soon as things get serious

she fades

that’s Lorelai

that’s her bizness

cause he was like “let’s go ice-skating”

with Rory

and she was like, NOPE

Anna Marquardt

yes ok

Well they're going to talk

AND MAKE OUT

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO TRISTAN RORY

HE'S TERRIBLE

oh wait is this on behalf of Paris

OH it's because they're both breaks-up

he's still the worst

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PLEEEEEASE

don’t kiss

PLEEEEEASE

Anna Marquardt

DO NOT KISS

I know we always say kiss

but don't

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HAHAH

great

‘cause it is SO not ok

Anna Marquardt

HAHA

good response, Rory

it's really not ok

but he is definitely sad

NOPE

NOPE

not even as a rebound

Netanel Ganin

NOOOOOOPE

Anna Marquardt

HAHAHAHAHA

those ice cream buckets!!

I didn't even know B&J came that big

Netanel Ganin

me neither!!!

Anna Marquardt

That shit must be like $50

Netanel Ganin

maybe if you GO to an oulet?