NOAM MOTHERFUCKIN DARRRRRR

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NOAM MOTHERFUCKIN DARRRRRR
NOAM BBY IN THAT SUIT BOIIIIIIIII
Ok imagine Seth and Braun fighting over you, while Noam Dar watches them while secretly crushing on you and being afraid of being crushed by them :-)
Seth and Braun. The two of them didn’t quite get along. And not just for TV. They truly did not like each other. They would constantly get into arguments backstage, Braun towering over Seth as Seth tried his damnedest to make himself look as tall as possible. And when you were around? It only got worse. They only came to physical blows once or twice, usually saving all of that for their matches or backstage brawls. But it was intense. Everyone talked about it, but no one was quite sure what their problem was.Except Noam.Noam would sit in the back corner of catering, his eyes focused on Seth and Braun as they argued continuously. He knew it was because they both wanted you - you can hear anything if you just sit back and listen. He was a bit intimidated, of course. These two men, much larger than him, arguing over who got to have you. It was obvious there was no way he could throw his hat into it, he’d get crushed. The perks of being a cruiserweight. And on and on it went, Seth and Braun fighting constantly, Noam watching from his corner. Until he found out a way to put a stop to it. Go directly to the source. No, not the two men. You. And he did. He came to you, to tell you about why Braun and Seth were fighting constantly. Noam’s not sure he’s ever loved anyone as much as he thinks he loves you, the fire in your eyes when he told you the cause of the issue made his heart swell, and he knew you would take care of the issue yourself.And you did. Everyone heard you screaming at them, telling them to stop acting like such pig headed idiots, you weren’t a prize to win or fight over. And the rest of the roster was like !!!!!!! she’s not playing, alright. And Seth and Braun just silently brooded towards each other, no more verbal altercations. And Noam returned to his quiet corner of the world, watching, listening.Until you came up to him, plopping down at his table. “Hey.”
Noam Dar comes on the screen: me screaming. Just fuckin yelling. Just. Fuckin. Yelling.
Okay but if Noam keeps liking my tweets but not trying to get @ me then what is the point lmao
Okay so this is like. Tweet number 3 Noam has liked. So uh. When the FUCK ARE WE GETTING MARRIED??????
NOAM DAR IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HONESTLY HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIM KILL ME
BACKUP HUSBAND MAY NOT HAVE ANSWERED MY SNAPCHAT BUT HE LIKED MY TWEET. GET @ ME BAE