Jun 3, 2018
. “Have some bacon.” . “I can’t. I don’t eat meat.” . “Don’t worry. Bacon isn’t meat. Bacon is the #guff.” . “...” . “It’s the source of souls for unborn children.” . “...I really don’t want any, now.” . “You’re basically turning down immortality.” . “...” . #baconisimmortality #baconhealsthesoul #theguff #baconislife #fatmyselfhappy #livelifeeat #whatislifewithoutbacon #putthedieindiet #thesoundofhappiness