#bad joke time

[brandnewcountrystar]

who is this fucking god people keep swearing to and how do I get in on it

[dreamsevens]

trying to do some oumota week prompts so uh vulnerability.

[daydreamodyssey]

* walks up to mic *

So, not many people know the connection between the Bible and video games.

Well, it all started when we traced the lineage of Doom and its demon imagery. Demons of course being present in Christian theology, so we went deeper as to why this seemed to fit so well.

Well to my surprise, there’s recent discoveries of art and literature talking about saints and icons shooing away demons or people disobeying God. Alas translation errors will omit letters lost in time and meaning, but we have inferred that shooing used to have a silent T at the end.

It all naturally comes back to the Garden of Eden where before being tempted by Satan to eat the apple from the tree. As the first of all created humans, Adam and Eve had to leave Eden

Thus giving us solid grounds that indeed, God was the First Person Shooer

[imapursoon]

What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

Victoria’s Secret? Ohh I thought you said “Victorian secret” haha no wonder you didn’t want to share your forbidden knowledge with the government haha silly mistake

*decapitated head does not respond*

[official-venom-snake]

At this point in my transition everyone just thinks I'm cis and I just realized why it makes so much sense that my favorite video game series is a stealth game

[inkwise]

“ The only straights I appreciate are the guidelines on these model sheets. ”

[the-driver-era]

So there’s a new hashtag for the fandom #TrueDriver  please... let me see your license and registration