#bad romance tips

[notyourfathersdungeonmaster]

Cleric: "I can't believe you! You're a sick, evil bastard!"

Wizard: "I was hoping you'd take it as a sweet gesture."

Cleric: "You immolated an entire village and stacked their burning corpses to make a statue! What about that is supposed to be sweet?"

Wizard: "...well, it's in the shape of a heart..."