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Become unsnovernable (snail ungovernable)

#badger of rambles #fishposting #become ungovernable #Assassin snail

I drop john darnielle and chad matheny into an empty swimming pool with instructions to fight to the death. they cast their provided gladiatorial weapons aside and begin to make out furiously. I panic and cut the video feed but it's too late, no one will believe that this wasn't my original intent, and the cold garden hose spray i employ in a desperate attempt to break them apart afterwards just makes their nipples harder, fuck, shit, goddamnit

#emperor x #the mountain goats #badger of rambles

when I was being wheeled into the OR for my hysterectomy earlier this month I did the whole “I hope they play Hot To Go!” bit with my partner, and just before they put the Versed in my line, you’ll never guess what the lil gay millennial nurse put on the Bluetooth speaker

#badger of rambles #And btw if you’re curious: hysto recovery is like 10x easier than top surgery recovery #like if you’re worried. Do a lot of abdominal training and core workouts #start on Premarin a few months before if you’re on t #but yeah at this point the biggest issue Doing Less #which I’m. Bad at #Anyhow I got the path report back and it was Oops All Cysts in there so. Good call all around #hot to go #chappell roan

not having tits anymore is. weird. like i was expecting it to feel more free somehow, but with the ace wrap and the tape and the bolsters you don't really get to feel that right away. feels like someone taped my upper chest to my upper stomach, which, basically they did...I get my first look without bandages tomorrow, guess I'll figure out how to feel about it then

#both of my partners have been so fucking good to me through this tho #i'm not great at being cared for/fussed over but i'm trying really hard to be good and not overexert myself #most i've slept in a long time too. years probably #badger of rambles

may 1st should be international ramen day. You Know Why.

#it’s gonna be may #badger of rambles

Them: hey what are you gonna be for Halloween

me: oh you know I’m just gonna. Throw something together 🛸🏇⛈

#nope 2022 #jean jacket nope #badger of rambles

I got. A trading card of the therapy dog that came to work today. Sobbing screaming inconsolable etc

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TRAGIC: local transmasc has lost the ability to yell “HEWWO?? PWESIDENT OBAMA??” in the correct pitch when entering their house after work. Attempts to maintain the five year greeting tradition resulted in a catastrophic voice event on Tuesday afternoon, 5 dead 32 injured

#badger of rambles #A small man sits on my larynx now and punches it whenever I try to do anything that is not monotone Gregorian chanting #I have hired him to do this. For reasons.

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