Jul 9, 2018
Angelica, Gryffindor Prefect: Your brother was rather brave... for a Hufflepuff.
Me, painted in woad, angry warpipes in the distance: The fuck you say, bitch?
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Angelica, Gryffindor Prefect: Your brother was rather brave... for a Hufflepuff.
Me, painted in woad, angry warpipes in the distance: The fuck you say, bitch?
So I just found out that it's actual Deadpool headcannon--not fancannon, HEADcannon--that D. Pooly has an official Hogwarts House. And that house is... HUFFLEPUFF!!! Fuckin' right. Move aside lazy leos, there's a badass Badger Bitch comin' through. (Tss tss werk it gurl! [If you didn't read that in his voice no chimichangas for you]).