#badgiel

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Badgiel makes me so emotional tho Like Aeg has been indoctrinated into believing that she's worthless and complete garbage because of her blood colour and the only way she can be useful is if she adheres to the very caste system that destroys her self-worth so every time Badg calls her beautiful or says how much she means to him she cannot believe that it's possible for someone (especially a tyrianblood) to love someone as worthless as her He tries so hard to make her feel special but she just can't understand why and it rly hurts me I just want Aeg to be happy

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Aegiel! How're you and Badger getting along?

rHEally wHEll!! hHE's just so nicHE and i sHEHE him all thHE timHE and-

ahahaha, hHE's too nicHE to mHE!! somHEtimHEs i havHE to rHEmind him that i'm only a yHEllowblood and don't dHEsHErvHE to bHE trHEatHEd so wHEll, but hHE doHEsn't sHEHEm to agrHEHE with mHE. i guHEss that's a good thing though?? having somHEonHE that'll pity you no mattHEr your castHE???

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I can't sleep so random headcanons time Trickster!Aiolos speaks entirely in song lyrics, either by responding to what you say with a relevant song or picking up from your last word and finishing off the lyrics (think the Riff-Off from Pitch Perfect) Viltau has a rly frickign ugly smile/grin and an even uglier laugh, which is why he tries to not show much emotion aside from 'mild amusement'. The first time Aegiel visited Badger's hive she was in complete awe because she didn't think that highbloods lived normal lives and owned normal things. She thought (and still thinks) that seadweller hives are full of diamonds and gold and state of the art technology, so you would believe how surprised she was when she discovered that SOME SEADWELLERS ACTUALLY HAVE NORMAL SIZED SHOWERS AND USE STOVES AND HAVE THE SAME REFRIGERATOR AS HER?????? Badger thought her excitement was adorable uvu Errett has a fear of large bodies of water and, by extension, drowning. This doesn't stem from any sort trauma tho (unlike the rest of my trolls with crippling phobias), so you don't get any sob stories lmao

[probablewizardry]

Almost got asked this anyway, might as well.

Its shipping time, with PW!

Aegiel Lachan <3 Henrik 'Badger' Bannas

who cooks normally?: 

Aegiel would be the most likely candidate for even bothering. The best Badger could probably do is burn grilled cheese or something really easy. Going out for food is a better idea, probably. ((And yet, they will still manage to set whatever they ordered on fire))

how often do they fight?:

Probably not really at all. Though Badger would really try hard to make Aegiel stay out of danger, so the worst that could happen is she'd get a stern talking to?

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

Alright, Aegiel would obviously go out and mess with silly lowbloods and hemorebels. Badger on the other hand would either do the same thing or play some sports like Bloodball/Soccer and Wrath-Hoops/Basketball (But mostly Wrath-Hoops)

nicknames for each other?:

Badger calls her “Aeg”, and much to his pouty dismay, Aegiel never calls him anything.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

Badger, being the rich guy.

who steals the covers at night?:

Aegiel, apparently. Even though she would freak out, hed probably be a goofball and wrap her in sheets and hug her for some dumb reason.

what would they get each other for gifts?:

The best Badger would ever come up with is lighters and masks. That is literally it.

who kissed who first?:

Badger would most likely be the one to do that. I will make sure he mans up for this.

who made the first move?:

I think both of them made little ones. Nothing really big at all yet, but soon, someone will crack under pressure.

who remembers things?:

They're both pretty weird in this regard, Aegiel remembers what she wants to hear and Badger remembers whats important for the moment, hes hardly one to think about the future quite yet, and the past is the past so why bother.

who started the relationship?:

Badger. As soon as he stops being a chicken.

who cusses more?:

Neither really cuss at all. But Badger would be most likely to.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

Alright, so Aegiel would go full RETRIBUTION MODE if he got messed with. Badger would help get revengeance (yes, its a word now) after she is safely taken care of. He'd also reassure her that karma will destroy whoever messed with her. Then become karma itself.