#badlypostedeverything

[septimus-heap]

you seem like a marcia overstrand enjoyer. does it please you to know that one of my guinea pigs is called marcia overstrand

IT PLEASES ME VERY MUCH. CAN I SEE HER

[leobashi]

oh boy are you in for a treat with hit movies squeakquel, chipwrecked, and the one where they get a human stepbrother

Ex-fucking-scuse me??

[beerecordings]

Hi! I hope your day is good and something nice happens for you - BP

thanks, you too

[breakingsomething]

Number 15, 'eat something'

you didn't specify who with so. here ya go :D

"henrik?"

he opened his eyes at the sound of his friend's voice.

jackie looked worse for wear. his hair had gotten very long and was falling into his face, and he was definitely a lot thinner than he had been a few months prior- his red hoodie sagged off him. his glasses magnified the huge bags under his eyes, and he frowned when he saw how henrik was scrutinizing him. "are you ok?"

"oh. yes." henrik said flatly. he was sitting on the living room couch, his computer on his lap. the screen was black- it must have turned off at some point. "yes, i'm fine."

jackie didn't look convinced, and cautiously sat down next to him. "what are you doing?"

henrik sighed, tapping the space bar impatiently as his laptop struggled to turn back on. he really needed a new one, this one was so old and clunky. "research. looking at… laws, and that kind of thing." he avoided looking at jackie as he spoke.

jackie cleared his throat. "oh," he said simply. "yeah. me too."

they sat in silence for several minutes, each one lost in their own heads as henrik's computer spluttered indignantly. eventually jackie spoke again. "have you eaten today?"

henrik hummed in response, suddenly laser focused on the screen in front of him.

"hen," jackie said, with a note of warning in his voice.

henrik suddenly turned to look at him and rolled his eyes. "come on, jackie, don't try to cover up for the fact that you clearly are not taking care of yourself either. you think i don't smell the alcohol, you think i don't see the bruises from reckless fights? is that what you're doing every night, staying out til the little hours? have you eaten today, jackie? have you?"

jackie just blinked in response. with a huff, henrik turned back round to his computer, heart racing.

"i have eaten," jackie said weakly. "i had cereal this morning."

"it's six o clock." henrik deadpanned, and there was another minute of silence, much more awkward this time.

then jackie said something that surprised henrik. "i'm seeing someone," he mumbled. "that's why i've been staying out, ok? i didn't want to tell you because if marvin were here, he would have been the first person i told, and if i told you instead it would have been like- it would have felt like..."

he didn't continue, just stared at his clenched fists on his bouncing legs. henrik didn't know what to say.

"oh, fuck," he managed. "i didn't- i- um. i'm glad for you."

jackie nodded. both of them stared out the window, watching the sun go down. henrik wished chase were with them. he loved watching the sunset, and it made his heart hurt to think. he could almost feel jackie thinking about marvin as well.

"let's eat something," he said suddenly. he slammed his laptop closed, and it practically let out a sigh of relief. "my computer needs time to cool down and we both are in need of food." he stood, grabbing jackie's hand and pulling him to his feet. "we can order pizza?"

jackie bit his lip and smiled, his eyes welling. "hell yeah," he said, his voice breaking.

henrik hesitated, then pulled jackie into a hug. "ich liebe dich," he mumbled into his shoulder.

jackie laughed. "me too, bro." he gently pulled away and grinned. "now let's order ourselves some pizza."

"do you wanna watch always sunny?"

"how about brooklyn 99?"

"even better."

[crystalninjaphoenix]

The horror boys correspond to the egos right? Who is who? (I love them all)

Yep, they correspond to all the boys! If you read through the stories it should be clear who’s who, but I’ll list them here, too.

Chase: Misery

Schneep: Notarzt

Jackie: Sangria

Marvin: Cait Coill

JJ: Ragdoll

Anti:  Åč§²Şý

[immabethehero]

Everybody's Lonely by Jukebox the Ghost?

This is my first time hearing this song!! It’s kind of catchy!!!

I can see either Chase or Schneep just walking down the street, salty as heck about their divorces, and just feeling lonely and frustrated in general.

[archivefullofyoutubers]

Hi, I know you're on hiatus but I wanted to say that I hope you're having a good day, or if it isn't good it gets better :)

Today is a good day. I woke up at 4, did a shit ton of decorating, just found out Sean’s finally been announced for Vidcon and I’m going to be meeting a friend later.  

Thanks for thinking of me while I was gone.  I really appreciate it.

[leobashi]

So the real question is who's who?

Chase has to be Dave. Pathetic man who looks like a wet dog and is dad? He’s perfect for the role

Jackie, Henrik, and Jamie as Alvin, Simon, and Theodore

Marv as Claire and Anti as Ian

I can’t believe I’m actually doing this…