#footballz happy birthday to Ahman Green! You were a v good dude who ran with the ball in the NFL (enough years have passed for me to have let go of my anger over you becoming such after leaving my beautiful Seattle Seahawks)! Your personal website is also v bizarre! Its video intro is fine till the part where you are running down a football field holding a soccer ball! Then after some boilerplate voiceover about you being a mentor and a sports dude or whatever that voiceover says that you are "the night"!? Whaaaaa? Then the video shows you working out at night! This is strange! It is less strange when you get to the part of your website where you proclaim your love for batman and say that if batman were real you would be his favorite player! Also that you would love to play batman in a movie! You do have some film experience as a prison inmate in a straight to DVD Rob Schneider movie "anti-man-raping" (Rob Schneider's quote not mine) film Big Stan! I hope some gets you a batman shaped cake (and maybe a new website) today, Ahman Green, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #ahmangreen #seattleseahawks #greenbaypackers #houtsontexans #badwebsites #thenight #whaaaaaa #batman #robschneider #lifesrichtapestry
