guys im tired of being a dumbass at work please let all the training take immediate effect on my body and mind so i never have to ask another question at work ever again
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guys im tired of being a dumbass at work please let all the training take immediate effect on my body and mind so i never have to ask another question at work ever again
Oh my god, this girl didn't show up for her shift and it's been an actual line out the door for 2 hours WHY
My sister came back home with all the leftover bagels from her workplace so now we have a giant box of, like, 70 bagels, and it's amazing. I don't know if we can finish all of these but we can try.
Had this amazing dream last night
where i was in bed with Ryan Gosling. We don't really know each other but it's late and i decide to stay over just to sleep. But then he turns in bed to face me and leans in and just as he's about to kiss me MY CELL PHONE RINGS AND WAKES ME UP AND IT'S MY BOSS TELLING ME I HAVE TO COME IN TO WORK EARLIER TODAY.
I recently discovered that i work with a group of overt homophobes.
And i think we're hiring (NO GAY PPL ALLOWED, OBVS).
I don't mean to sound callous, but are you okay? I mean, is there any blood on the fish?
customer, after i cut myself with a knife and went to get a band-aid
See, WHAT SHE MEANT by "are you okay?" was "IS MY CARP OKAY?" and those two questions are so similar that it's easy to see how they could get mixed up.
Who makes the blintzes here? Clean people?
a customer from today who's clearly lost her mind