Okay. Imagine giving Bucky a hand job with these
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Okay. Imagine giving Bucky a hand job with these
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
you know the night we met i told calvin i had just gone hiking in banff the weekend before and he’s like “oh yeah? so you could post all about it on your instagram?” and i was like “mf i don’t even have instagram” and in that moment i knew he knew i was sent to him from God to help him heal his addiction to The Phone
PROUD OF THIS ONE TBH
AHDJAHSKQHS BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD AJAKDHJ
i did with my glasses and got 28, a hawk. Then I did without my glasses and got 35, a robot lol maybe I should stop using glasses
me: sees crush*
me screaming internally: I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU ♪♫
Woman Gets Owned By A Shark:
Let's Play A Game with Drunk Dana: I'ts called the mustache game. Basically, whilst gamming the pre, my friends and I challenged each other to see who could take the most pictures of people wearing a fake mustache. We cut out a few, took them to house parties, and dueled. Izzy and I won. Duh. As a result, Ellen and Kate must buy us pizza, as per the terms of the bet. Pay up bitches.
Also, I got lots of funny pictures of my friends/randos with a fake mustache on their face. Bonus.
Also also, bonus points were givne if you got a pic of a mustached persone with the fake mustache on.