Never Knowingly Be Serious

Dana. 19. Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Pirates, random fandoms, etc. Real Life Blog: http://keepcalmdrinkcoffee.tumblr.com/

[stars-bean]

Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

[milaeryn]

Today is the day to rewatch this movie

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[jaesrri]

[bojacks-deactivated20201214]

[smallsoapdish]

Jason Isaacs makes twitter worthwhile.

[maneth985]

DAYUM!

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

#JewishResistance

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[localstarboy]

Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen

[myflairway]

EVERYONE SHOULD REBLOG THIS! WATCH THIS AND LEARN!

[gerriceo]

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher! [B. October 21st, 1956-∞]

“When I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.” - Carrie Fisher

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[allthingslinguistic]

It’s for the same reason (To continue this thread) Why people with orange hair Are known as redheads 

It’s rare that a language Would suffer the lack Of basic distinctions Like red, white, and black

But studies have shown That the colours are linked Later words that develop  Are orange, purple, pink

It may seem obscure This colour typology But you do the same When you’re sorting the laundry

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

Women of Veep ➝ Sue Wilson

[kitchikishangout]

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying

[cascadingcrusader]

That is the sound of childhood happening

[itsbrooklyn99]

She’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle, so she wants us to take it out once a day.

[mrchandlerbings]

The cast of Friends

[thegoodvybe]

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[summerstarsandsea]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me: