so i don’t normally write stuff like this (publicly) but i’ve been having thoughts™️ and i wanted to share them🤭 keisuke baji nsfw under the cut!!
thinking about hard, sloppy sex with keisuke where you lose track of who’s actually fucking who. you’re on top, bouncing hard enough to see stars while he’s thrusting his hips up to meet the swell of your ass. you’re so wet that his cock keeps slipping out and the more it happens, the more annoyed he gets but neither of you will slow down enough to keep it from happening.
eventually you lose your stamina enough that you sprawl out over his chest and fully let him take over, digging your nails into his shoulder blades. he’s got one hand gripping the swell of your ass while the other moves to push your tangled hair of your face so he can give you a sloppy kiss that you moan into. his cock slips out again and he gets fed up so instead of pushing back inside, he rolls you over on your back. he pushes your legs over your head and uses one hand to guide himself back inside you before he’s back to aggressive thrusting again.
every moan of yours drives him crazy and your eye contact only breaks when your eyes roll back into your head. he’s got one hand wrapped around your neck, the other on the mattress by your head to hold himself up. he’s rasping into your ear, switching between sexy praise and nasty degradation in ways that make your head spin and your pussy throb. you’re so far gone from how long you two have been at this that all you can think about is him him him.
his favorite part is when you get real close to the edge cause that’s when you really start to beg for it. he loves control and having you at his mercy, so hearing you beg so pathetically for him to make you cum is what really gets him off. especially when you hit him with that ‘daddy please’ that he loves so much.
when you finally cum, it’s euphoric. your back arches off the mattress and your eyes roll back in your head. your squeeze him so hard it sends him right over the edge at the exact same time. the feeling of him cumming deep inside you makes your orgasm ten times better. you’re gonna be sore as fuck in the morning and you’re in need of a shower and good nap, but it’s worth it for a man who knows how to take care of you
Thank you very much to the people who liked my first post, that made me happy 😩
Here you go for the relationship headcanons version
! English is not my first language !
/!\ Suggestive themes, minors dni /!\
To begin, I think his love languages would be quality time, act of service (especially before you guys start dating), and physical touch (more in a private setting). Ofc he will gives you compliments and tell you that you’re hot and smart and all, but he is not big with words. However I believe that if you’re feeling insecure or sad he could also do words of affirmation. It would be really simple sentences but really meaningful ones.
"You’re so pretty, none of these fuckers deserve you, not even me." "You’re perfect, so so perfect…" He whispers lowly into your ear as he holds you tight. "You’re the best thing that has happened to me." "It’s their loss, not yours." And so on.
He probably never had a serious relationship before you so you had to set some boundaries and teach him a thing or two about basic relationships. Like the fact that you’re old enough to decide for yourself, therefore he needs to trust you on things. It’s not like he has much trouble following those "rules", but sometimes it happens that you have to remind him or reassure him.
He has a hard time expressing himself and his emotions through words. You help him on that, and manage to instaure a good communication into your relationship, even if it means that sometimes you’ll have to force him to sit and tell you what’s wrong.
He likes to eat lunch with you. You often have lunch on the school rooftop or in empty classrooms.
Also he likes the type of dates where it’s just you and him and spicy noodles, sitting on a bench and talking. Or movie nights at home with snacks.
Late night bike ride dates.🤌🤌🤌
LOVES when you spill him the tea.
Incredible back muscles. That man can and will lift you up in the air and does NOT CARE about your weight.
Also he doesn’t care at all if you gain a little weight, if anything he will love to have a little more to grab on (and you cannot convince me that this man doesn’t have a thing for chubby girls !).
I’m conflicted about pda. I mostly think that he wouldn’t pay mind to others, like if he wants to kiss you ain’t nobody getting in his way, but he also wouldn’t like to give big demonstrations of your relationship, he likes it to be private.
Brings you flowers on random occasions. Most of the times they are flowers that he picked himself, probably with roots and dirt still attached to them. "I found this for you." It’s messy but being messy is his love language so don’t mind him.😩
He is not into being a lovey dovey kinda couple. He would be really nonchalant about your relationship, in the way that it feels so natural to him that he doesn’t feel the need to overdo it.
If you guys don’t live with each other, he often sleep at your place.
He doesn’t really call you pet names except for "babe" or "baby". Sometimes he calls you "sweetheart" but it’s more in a teasing way. Most of the time he calls you "babe" rather than your name. Doesn’t mind that you call him that too.
If you’re feeling down he will take you for a ride on his bike and to places you like. He would spend HOURS comforting you. He might not be good with words but he would give you all the physical comfort you need. He would take you in his arms, kiss your hand, head, temple, and always keep a soothing hand on you, either on the small of your back, your waist, your shoulder…
You know about his gang life, he told you, and also it has never been much of a secret. You had to promise him not to get too involved, bc he doesn’t want to risk your safety. Still, he trusts you and doesn’t feel the need to be overprotective of you.
Therefore he is okay with you coming to Toman meetings, (also it’s not like he would dare to forbid you something, he doesn’t want to die). He will try to act tough and cool in front of you. He won’t openly say "look everyone that’s my girl", but he will definitely call you "babe" in front of others, and make sure they understand you’re together. Because he’s so proud, and likes to see the envy in other members eyes at the idea that he pulled someone like you.
Loves fierce women, especially if they are smart, especially if they’re able to overpower him with only words.
He loves to grab your waist. It’s often to either keep you in place or to manhandle you.
Quick make out sessions in the bathroom between classes.🤭
He absolutely LOVES when you take control. He really takes pleasure in seeing you being confident. Also in his mind that’s a sign that your desire for him is even bigger than usual, and the thought of you wanting him is his favorite ever.
Like for real that man absolutely lives to be desired by you. He loves you so much, it makes him feel so good that you want him (simp- who said that ?!)
If you’re both needy he will have no problems to drive all the way to your place in the middle of the night just to have you.
"You’re asleep ?"
"No why ?"
"Want u"
"Coming over rn"
He loves every parts of your body, and I have no issue picturing him as the type to completely worship your body every once in awhile. He would trail kisses all the way from your thighs, tummy, chest, shoulders, neck and mouth, trace patterns into your hips, grab everything he possibly can…
However, he also loves rough sex. To manhandle you, grab your hips and pin you to the mattress as he runts into you like an animal in heat. You would be baking something and feel hands on your waist, teasingly going up to squeeze your breast, then all of a sudden he bends you over the kitchen counter and takes you from behind.
There’s nothing that excites him more than you and him acting as animals following a primal need.
Loves oral, both giving and receiving. Although he has a preference for having your wet mouth around his cock. Oh when you look up at him with those eyes he goes completely wild.
Lots of quickies. He has a high libido, and if you do too you’re in for a fun ride. You can be found fucking in all sorts of places.
The music outside the club’s restroom pounds as loud as his trusts into you, and you don’t even try to stop your moans, sure that the sound will cover them too.
The meeting starts in 2min and Mikey is looking everywhere for you. The trees barely hide you as you suck on Baji’s cock like a good girl, trying to make him cum fast enough.
You’re walking in one of the school’s corridor when suddenly you’re pulled into an empty classroom. Baji’s hungry lips are on yours and soon you find yourself bend over the teacher’s desk.
Bites you during sex as a way to express the intense pleasure he feels.
That’s all folks, I hope you enjoyed and thank you for reading !
Since people seemed to like the first (didn't expect that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Most of these are of him being a mama's boy
Part one
⚝ When people don't want him to know something, they'll spell it out
⚝ Grew out his hair to look more like his momma ❤️
⚝ Refused to sleep in his own bed until he was 8 and shared a bed with his mom. He wasn't afraid of the dark or anything. He just wanted to sleep with her
⚝ His love for yakisoba came from times when it was all his mom could afford.
⚝ He lets Mana and Luna braid his hair and put hair clips in it.
⚝ Accidentally cursed in front of a parakeet, and it repeated it over and over. (He blamed it on Chifuyu)
⚝ Tried to get his mom's name tattooed, but he spelled it wrong. Chifuyu pointed it out before he could do it.
⚝ When Peke J passed, he and Chifuyu held a funeral and made everyone attend. A real casket, flowers, suits, the whole thing
⚝ Most of his hygiene products are things he takes from his mom.
⚝ If he’s bored, he’ll just punch the nearest Toman member and yell, "Fight me!" Even if they weren’t doing anything.
⚝ He'll misbehave everywhere but the zoo. He's terrified of getting banned for life.
⚝ The only one who willingly trains with Kakucho
⚝ He likes to steal shopping carts and race down the street in them.
⚝ He talks his mother's ear off daily. She'll hide inside the bathroom from him, but he'll sit outside the door and keep talking.
⚝ His mom is the only one who can touch his hair. Mainly because if he tries to stop her she'll guilt trip him by saying, "I spent nine months making this hair. I can touch it if I want!"
⚝ He once convinced her to get on his bike, and she screamed the entire time while clutching onto him for dear life.
⚝ Tried keeping his manga in a lock box to hide them from his mom, but forgot the code.
⚝ Fully believed that he could land on his feet like a cat and jumped from his window to prove it. (He could not)
⚝ He had a nightmare that he was deathly allergic to cats.
⚝ Went on a rant about how Flynn didn't need to cut Rapunzel's hair so damn short.
⚝ Makes a concerning number of fatherless jokes. At one point, you'll start to wonder if he's still joking.
⚝ He wakes up with a new bruise or scar almost every day. He doesn't know how or why they got there.
⚝ Takemichi gave him a puzzle as a birthday gift, and he asked if he was insulting him.
⚝ Searches his mother's room head to toe for snacks he knows she's hiding for herself
⚝ One of those customers with IT support. "It's telling me to reset my computer. What do I do now?"
⚝ His mom got him books for Christmas as a punishment for failing all his classes.
⚝ He's not allowed near the grill at cookouts, and someone has to guard the lighter fluid the whole time.
⚝ At the reception of Emma and Draken's wedding, he volunteered to give a speech. Thirty seconds in, it took three people to rip the mic out of his hands. (He wasn't allowed to give speeches at any other important events.)
⚝ Acts like his mother is the child when she doesn't come home on time. He'll call her and be like, "Oh, you must think you're grown." "I don't remember saying you could be out this late." And when she comes home, he interrogates her about who she was with.
⚝ She took too long to come home from the store, and he was convinced she had been abducted or was dead.
⚝ His mom didn't touch a single thing in his room after he passed. His bed was still unmade, magazines scattered all over the floor, and crumbled homework on his desk. She couldn't bring herself to touch anything.
⚝ She dressed him for his funeral and did his hair.
⚝ When she noticed a black cat hanging around his balcony, she'd feed and pet it. She likes to think it's Baji paying her a little visit.
⚝ She picked up extra shifts to get out of the house more. She can't stand the continuous silence.
⚝ The last time she saw him, she had a bad feeling that day, but didn’t say anything. Instead, she just told him, "Be careful and come home soon." He smiled at her and said, "Don’t worry, Ma. I’ll be back."
⚝ She would find herself making portions big enough for two, setting the table for him, and making the food he likes, but she doesn't.
Baji likes watching Bluey. He started watching because he loves animals. If anyone found out, he would say “So what! Got a problem with that?!”—then recommend they watch episode 48 of season 1.
He loves dogs just as much—maybe even more—than cats, but living in an apartment meant he didn’t get to interact with many, and cats being the preferred pet of japan means there aren't many around. Evidence being that he built a dog house for Pah-chin's dog even though he was only dog sitting Pochi while Pah was on vacation—he didn't do that for Peke J.
He uses his mom’s hair product; that’s why his hair looks so good. Ryoko and him bicker about who used the last of what.
I headcanon his mom as being a nurse for some reason. When she gets home from work Baji takes care of her. When he was little, he worried about how tired she looked and would constantly ask if there was anything he could do to help. He cooks for her, brings her tea, and makes sure she has whatever manga she wants. If she falls asleep on the couch, he carries her to bed. When he was younger, he’d bring her a blanket and pillow, always ending with a forehead kiss—just like she used to do for him.
Baji hates his father, he doesn't know much about him, and won’t ask because it makes his mom sad.
He once took a spirit animal test, and it said he was a wolf—loyal, brave, aggressive. That boosted his ego for a solid week.
Baji is casually clingy. He won't whine or complain, but he will pout if he isn’t getting attention. When he's near his significant other, he always has some part of himself touching them—whether it’s a hand, foot, or his head resting on them.
When cuddling with his significant other, Baji will slip his hand under their clothes just to feel their skin. It’s not in a sexual way; he just likes knowing he can because they’re his to touch. Even if they’re only wearing underwear, he’ll put his hand under the waistband just to feel their bare skin.
He avoids telling his significant other about Toman, not wanting to scare them. Even after Mikey disbands the gang, Baji never mentions the four years he spent as a gang member, fighting anyone who looked at him the wrong way.
His mom doesn't know he’s in a gang because Baji is extremely good at lying—proof being the Valhalla arc. She knows something’s going on with him, but she also knows she can’t stop him.
Mitsuya always begs Baji to model his clothes, but Baji refuses. He gets stage fright but would rather die than admit it.
Baji is obviously dyslexic and has ADHD, but the school system in Japan didn’t offer the right support. He struggled because no one taught him how to learn, only what to learn. That is, until he met Chifuyu.
Baji’s much smarter than a standardised test can measure. He is very observant and can read people like their his favorite manga. He is very empathetic and hates it, he doesn't like feeling things.
Baji feels guilty after his anger outbursts, but that just makes him angrier—a vicious cycle. When he gets sad, he finds something to get angry about so he doesn't have to think. He’s always fighting his demons, but watching Bluey has helped him chill out a bit.
Despite his tough exterior, Baji is surprisingly great with kids. He understands them on a different level.
Baji would date a single parent, I think he would be a great stepdad.
Baji secretly wants a tattoo but hasn’t gotten one yet because he can’t decide what it should be. He’s been considering something that symbolises loyalty or a tribute to Toman. He’s asked Mitsuya to sketch out ideas for him a few times but always gets cold feet when it comes to actually getting inked. He’s also terrified of what his mom would say.
Baji is hilariously bad with technology. He’ll get frustrated trying to figure out simple apps on his phone or mess up sending a text. He has had to ask his mom for help a few times. The boys tease him about it, calling him grandpa Edward.
Baji can be a bit of a grudge holder. If someone wrongs him or his friends, he won’t forget it easily. Even if he doesn’t act on it right away, he’s always keeping tabs. However, his loyalty runs deep, and he’s willing to forgive if the person proves themselves. Even if he forgives he will from that point on be keeping a close eye on them.
As a kid, Baji got into skateboarding and still does it occasionally. It helps him release energy and lets him clear his mind when he can’t ride his motorcycle. His significant other sometimes catches him practising tricks when he thinks no one’s watching.
Baji might act tough, but when it comes to romance, he’s surprisingly clumsy. He tries his best but often fumbles when attempting to be smooth, like knocking something over while trying to be romantic or forgetting the punchline to a cheesy pick-up line. His significant other finds it endearing, though. He also gets awkward about girls hitting on him so he just rejects them in the quickest way possible and disappears.
Although he doesn’t show it in front of his friends, Baji will do random acts of kindness for strangers. He’s the type to give up his seat on the train or buy food for someone who looks down on their luck. He’ll always brush it off, acting like it wasn’t a big deal. Ryoko raised this boy right.
Besides his love for rock, Baji surprisingly enjoys some old-school music genres like jazz or blues. He’ll sometimes play it when he’s alone, claiming it “helps him think,” though he’d never admit it if his friends asked. His mom probably introduced him to it.
Baji visits Mitsuya at work about once a week—he’s the owner of a clothing store, so there's no authority figure stopping from loitering. He knows all the other employees and chats with them as well, but last week when he visited there was a new employee.
Baji walks in, spotting Mitsuya folding shirts.
“Oi, mind if I hang around for a bit?”
Mitsuya looks up. “Weren’t you just here two days ago?”
Baji rubs the back of his neck. “Yeah, but I’m on break and have some time to kill. You got a problem with that?” He raises a challenging eyebrow.
“No, just thought you’d be studying or something.”
“Nah, finished my exams last week.”
Mitsuya sighs, giving him a lecturing finger. “Alright, but don’t distract me too much.”
Baji holds up his hands. “Yes, sir, boss.”
As Mitsuya moves around, Baji helps out here and there but doesn’t forget his real objective—finding that girl. He would ask Mitsuya, but then he’d never hear the end of it. Mitsuya would tease him, then probably tell the rest of the guys to join in.
Mitsuya raises his walkie-talkie. “Hey (Y/n), can you bring a 20% off sign to the men’s section, please?”
A few minutes later, she appears—the girl he’s been looking for.
She hands Mitsuya the sign. “Here you go.”
“Thanks. Can you grab that rack from the stockroom also, please?”
“They’re heavy. Is there anyone free to help?”
Before Baji realises it, his hand is in the air. “I’ll help!”
Both of them turn to stare at him.
“Baji, you’re not an employee.”
“So? You need something heavy moved, and I’m strong.”
Mitsuya shakes his head. “Alright, but if you get hurt, don’t sue me.”
“I promise.”
“Fine. (Y/n), this is Baji. Show him what to do, please.”
She smiles at him. “Thanks, Baji, I really appreciate it.”
His heart skips.
She shows him the stockroom. “This is it,” She gestures towards the shelves of product.
“Alright, so how do I do this without ‘hurting myself’?”
She giggles, and it’s like a knife straight to his heart. He could listen to that sound forever.
She walks over to the rack and places her hand on each side. “So you push here, and I'll pull from the front.”
As they move the rack, Baji zones out, staring at her, imagining what it would be like to have her full attention.
Suddenly, she calls out, “Hey, you’re going too far left!”
He snaps out of it. “Oh, uh, sorry. Better?”
She laughs softly. “Yeah, you’re good.”
She stops him. “Ok, here we are.”
He steps away from the rack. “Need any help getting stuff off, looks exhausting?”
“Nope, he’s got to get back to his actual job.”
Baji turns to see Mitsuya standing behind him with his phone up to his ear.
“Chifuyu says you’re late getting back from your break, and he needs you there so he can leave.” He pulls the phone away from his ear and winces at the volume Chifuyu is speaking. “Yes he’s here, and yes I've told him to leave. Yeah, yeah bye.”
(Y/n) giggles, he turns to look at her and can’t help but laugh with her. It feels like they’re the only people in the world at that moment—he never wants it to stop.
“Ahem,”
They quiet themselves.
“Baji, please go back before Chifuyu comes up here and makes a scene.” He reaches to take something off the rack but stops. “And thanks for the help.”
This is the time to do it, this is the time to talk to her—maybe even get her number. He’s never asked a girl for her number, they usually offer it to him.
“(Y/n), I-”
Mitsuya steps between them. “Nope, no more distracting my employee.”
“But I-”
“Nuh-uh, out. Come back when you actually have time to.” He turns Baji around by his shoulders. “-And apologise to Chifuyu.”
Baji groans. “Finnnee, you’re such a drag!”
He turns to see (Y/n) smiling, she waves bye to him, and it honest to the gods makes him blush. This girl made Baji Keisuke—former first division captain of a huge gang—blush. He waves back in awe of what he just experienced.
He arrives back at the pet shop thirty minutes late—but he couldn't care less.
“Baji! I swear if you do that again I'm cutting your pay.”
Chifuyu's voice snaps Baji out of his daze. “What?”
“He said he’ll cut your pay if you do that again, a decision I second.” Baji turns to see Kazutora mopping up a poodle of something he didn’t want to know about.
“Sorry, I was helping Mitsuya move something.”
“Something you volunteered to do knowing you didn’t have time.” Chifuyu looks like an angry mother, arms crossed, a leg stuck out. Baji has to bite back a smile.
“Yeah, well it was heavy and she needed help.”
“Oh, the girl you were flirting with?”
“How did you-” He clears his throat. “What do you mean?! I was just helping!”
“Yeah, sure.”
They left it at that. Baji helped remedy the mess that accumulated while he was gone.
On his day off a week later Baji is back at Mitsuya’s store.
“She’s not here yet.”
Baji whips his head around to see Mitsuya at the register checking out a customer.
“Oh,” He catches himself sounding dejected and corrects it. “I mean, what?”
Mitsuya hands the customer their bag and wishes them well before grabbing Baji by the shoulder and steering him out of earshot. “Look, if you’re gonna go for it, just don’t mess it up. She’s my best employee, and I’d rather not have you screw that up for me.”
“Ruined?! When have i ever-”
“The last one put gum all over your bike seat because you dumped her out of nowhere, even I felt bad for her, and I didn't really like her in the first place.”
“Well neither did I! She was too clingy! The only reason I agreed to go out with her was because she came into the store every other day to flirt with me.”
Mitsuya gave him a knowing look. “...And why have you come here today?”
His mouth fell open in hypocritical shock.
“Exactly. Now, i’ve got work to do, you can hang out i guess but she won’t be here until one o’clock. Again I say, if you’re going to do this you have to make it work. I’ve never had an employee this good, I'm thinking of making her my merchandising lead, so don’t mess this up for me.”
Baji thinks for a second. “I’ll give you three-thousand yen if you help me.”
“Ha, that’s how much I make in an hour.” he turns to walk away. “If you're going to do this, you are on your own.”
Baji groans in frustration. An idea strikes him. “I’ll…” He steals himself. “If you help me, I’ll do the modelling thing you asked me to do last month.”
Mitsuya stops,and turns to him, impressed. “Shit, you really are in love.”
That idea makes him anxious, but deep in his soul he feels it’s true. “So you’ll do it?!”
Mitsuya quickly gets out his phone. “Great! I’ll call Hanma and see when he’s available.”
“Wait! I mean you’ll help me, right?”
“Oh, yeah. I’ll put in a good word, but she did ask about you yesterday so I don’t think she needs persuading.” He turns away from Baji with his phone to his ear.
Baji stands there open mouthed, dumbfounded.
It’s half an hour before Mitsuya returns to him. “He can get us in his studio on the twelfth. Sound good?”
Baji glares at him. “Why didn’t you say she was interested before, you fucker?!”
Mitsuya smiles teasingly. “Just wanted to make sure you’re serious. She’s a good kid, and I don’t want you messing that up. Guess it’s the big brother in me.” He shrugs.
Baji waits an hour and a half for her to arrive, thankful Mitsuya lets him sit in the break room.
The door to his right opens, and she walks through it.
“Oh, hi! It’s Baji, right?”
His heart flutters. “Yeah, nice to see you again, (Y/n)”
“Nice to see you too.” She turns her attention to her storage cubby to put her things away. “How come you’re here? Does Mr. Mitsuya need help again, or are you here for pleasure?”
He is most definitely here for pleasure. “Uhh, it’s my day off… figured I’d just hang out.”
She turns to him with a raised eyebrow. “So you won’t need to rush away this time?”
“Nope, I’m all yours” He mentally faces palms at his own words. “I mean I'm yours as in you and the others! Yours plurally!”
She giggles. Baji’s face turns red, he wouldn't be surprised if it was steaming. This has never happened to him, he is so far out of his depth he thinks he might drown!
“Good,” She calms herself enough to talk. “I had fun last time, hope you can be a little more mine than the others.”
His eyes almost roll to the back of his head in bliss—gods does he want to be hers, all hers, all the time, hers forever.
What the fuck is happening to him?!
“Y-yeah, think I can arrange that.” He stands up, knees weak. “I actually wanted to ask you something.”
She stares up at him with those beautiful eyes. He smiles beside himself.
"You wanna hang out sometime? Like, outside of here? Maybe a date?"
He can see red colouring her cheeks, teeth gnawing at her bottom lips nervously.
For a moment he fears he might have misread the situation, and most of all is terrified that this is making her as uncomfortable as girls make him feel.
“I’d like that.”
He blinks. “For real?!”
“Yeah! Let me give you my number,”
His hands were shaking so badly, it took him two tries to unlock his phone, his fingers clumsily fumbling over the screen.
“Ok! yeah! good! Can’t wait!” A huge weight drops off his shoulder, relief washing over him.
“Are you sticking around?”
He nods emphatically. “If the boss allows it!”
“As long as you don’t distract her!”
They both jump at the sudden appearance of Mitsuya.
“Oi, have you been there the whole time?!” he exclaimed.
“It’s my store, I do what I want. Don’t act like I haven't seen you do more embarrassing things. Remember when-”
“Nah nah nah! I’ve worked too hard for this!!” Baji grabs (Y/n) by the hand and gently leads her out of the room.
Later that week they had their first date, it went amazing, better than any date Baji has ever had—probably because he truly likes her.
