#bakerbon

[prometheus-esenin]

When the Baroness confesses to the Saltbaker that she is a cannibal, but...

[ando666detonao]

bakerbon?.

AAAAH!!!no wonder ppl are gay this shit scary af!!!!!

[jessberriies]

Friend commented: “SHE’S COMPRESSED SIZED..” the other said spoonable size.. 

[prometheus-esenin]

Personal headcanons: evil!BonBaker

Lady’s and gentleman’s

T H E Y

[jessberriies]

❝Way to go dumbdrop, you open your heart to a man that wasn’t a prince, where’d that get me..? A chef kiss goodbye.❞

[jessberriies]

i like to think saltbaker sings to bon bon. we know he has a great singing voice during his redemption song!

" . . . . Ugh, what on earth is that sound..."

". . . What a nuisance, who's up at such a late hour? Singing no less. . Why does that voice sound so familiar? "

"You. So persistent aren't you?

"Your pursuit in something sickeningly sweet shall be your ultimate heartbreak. . . .. You have a cute face... And a voice to match, this is just a fleeting feeling, however..." It wasn't...

[jessberriies]

I wanted to doodle... another bon bon.. In different clothes.. Huh, wonder who’s arm that is..? 

[prometheus-esenin]

Personal headcanons: evil!BonBaker

• They play perfectly an angelically kind couple. The only sincere trait in their behavior at such moments is their attitude and feelings towards each other

• They are truly fascinated by each other. The confession of cannibalism was quite difficult for the Baroness, but when it turned out that this was one of their common features, their relationship reached a perfect level

•In their free time, they cook and exchange ideas about dishes, or coo (sometimes in French), often holding hands

• Each of them has sadistic and masochistic tendencies, which is why their sex and foreplay are ABSOLUTELY diverse

•Both are considering the possibility that their ~murderous~ relationship may reveal. This option, given their caution, is too unlikely, but both verbally decided that they would go to prison/execution for the second. Although both of them understand perfectly well that if one of them is discovered, they will take all the blame on themselves

• I've already met this headcanon (@euphoricandnostalgia), and I LIKE IT DAMN WELL, however, I've slightly changed it for myself: During some wild overexcitation or very strong hunger of his dark side, the Baroness allows him to eat part of her flesh. And, God, the Saltbaker is so grateful that she lets him do it slowly, watching her agony and listening to her moans…

• In addition to sharp manic tendencies, they are very sensitive to each other's condition (especially the Chef to the state of the Baroness). Very rarely, heavy memories from childhood fall on the Bon, but if it happens, then at night. During periods of panic attacks, the Saltbaker hugs her tightly, slightly adjusts her hair, kisses her forehead and gently tells her that everything is fine, she is safe and no one will harm her. To be honest, he could say anything – the Baroness always relaxes to his baritone. He continues until she falls asleep

• They dance beautifully and know perfectly well how to embarrass each other to an extreme degree.

•Before confessing her inclinations, Bon somehow restrained herself from asking the Chef to be rougher in bed. He was so afraid of breaking her like a reed, or hurting her… But deep down…

• They are happy that they are completely open to each other from each side. They like to see both calm, sensual love and wild, terrifyingly beautiful passion in each other's eyes

• They are amazingly accurate at calming each other down. Have you angered Bon (more often than not that way)? Don't worry, the Saltbaker will calm her down quickly. Upset the Chef? The Baroness will make sure that his condition quickly returns to normal. Have you angered both of them?

Well

Unfortunately, you won't be coming home.